The Pilgrim Congress

I realize I’m a little late to the party, 3 days late.  Forgive me.
Currently I am married to this gorgeous man.

These days Valentine’s Day is a fun affair.  This year Ben bought me flowers and chocolates and he made me a lobster dinner.  But that’s not what this is about.  No, this is about one [...]

I may have mentioned here before that I’m someone who enjoys solitude on occasion.  In keeping with that particular personality trait, I sometimes suck as a friend.  I am notoriously difficult to get in touch with: I rarely keep my phone on, I don’t have a Facebook account, I check my personal email every couple [...]

At my core, I am an insecure narcissist who needs lots of approval from others in order to continue functioning.  It follows that one of my favorite things in life is the specific brand of validation called “blog awards.”  There’s a little problem though, I also lack the proper follow through to acknowledge and pass [...]

This is better than a blowjob.  From Andy Dick.  Its way worse than a blowjob from Megan Fox or something.  But way superior to an Andy Dick blowjob.  And on that note…
Introducing, my super awesome, not at all offensive, JESUS CALENDAR!

Cass won the first calendar without even trying, and if you would like to join [...]

My friend Kari is getting married next weekend in Wisconsin, and since I can’t be there, I wanted to give her my gift now.  This gift is better than china, or a vacuum, or money.  This gift is wisdom.  WISDOM!  Kari, you’re welcome in advance.
As a married hag I have an endless supply of advice [...]

Go and check out Lilu’s site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition. Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information. You do this on Thursday. See how that works?

Do you live with roommates?  Would you like to make your current living situation unbearably awkward?  Great!  I can help!  Just [...]