The Pilgrim Congress

There are all sorts of things at which I excel.  For example, I can listen to a podcast and read a book simultaneously and retain nearly all of both.  Also, I give a stellar blow job.  These are just the highlights people, I have all manner of other talents in the valley between fellatio and [...]

1.  Ask me, “So, when are you and Ben going to start a family?”
2.  Respond with, “You’re pregnant!” when I say, “I have good news!”
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Here’s the thing, asking a lady about her sex life?  That shit is inappropriate.  Asking people about their family plans?  That shit is [...]

Tomorrow I am leaving for Manila.  Tomorrow I will get up at an ungodly hour and drive to Logan airport and get on an airplane.  And then I will throw up and pray to Jesus.  And then throw up some more.  And pray again.  And then I’ll die.  I’m pretty sure this is the arc [...]