The Pilgrim Congress

A surprising number of people are into freaky pilgrim on ninja porn.  And Ben and I are happy to oblige, however there is a minor issue.  My camera is awful.  Like it is the worst camera ever.  After months of trying to get it to focus and take photos, it continues to mock me.  But [...]

First off, I really want to say thank you to all of you who have commented and emailed asking if I’m okay.  You can’t imagine how much I appreciate it.  And let me assure you, I am totally okay.  Okay-ish.  Like I’m okay for me, but probably not okay on the Normal Human Scale Of [...]

Dudes, Maxie is kind of a big deal.  I sort of want to have her blog babies.   They would be so disgusting, yet lovable.  Also I Hate So Much could be my personal credo, if Maxie hadn’t gotten to it first.  Damn her!  Maxie totally speaks my language, inappropriate hilarity.  She’s 100% Very Real Jesus [...]

So, here’s the thing, I do weird shit.  Like all the time.  Weird stuff, constantly.   You will find an example of this below.
Ben’s job has him traveling four days out of the week, so I’ve kind of got a lot of time on my hands.  Also?  I have a crazy anxiety disorder that wakes me [...]

This is what I’m doing right now:

Sanding.  Aw, working with my hands is fun!

Still sanding.  Hmm, maybe this manual labor thing isn’t all its cracked up to be.
 
Still fucking sanding this fucking chair.  Cursing the existence of all chairs and sandpaper.
And this is my way of telling you that regularly scheduled posting will be on [...]

Hey, guess what?  I love really bad reality tv.  Like, if more than 50% of the cast has VD, I am totally sold.  Giant fake breasts?  Yes, please.  Bleach blond extensions made from horse hair?  Gigantic, poorly applied false lashes?  Collagen filled lips that look on the verge of busting open?  Yes, yes, yes.  The [...]

Go and check out Lilu’s site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition. Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information. You do this on Thursday. See how that works?

 
Let me explain something to you.  You know how yesterday I posted that really embarrassing vlog?  This story is so much [...]