The Pilgrim Congress

I just now had an epiphany.  An epiphany so large that I had to share it with the Internet right away.
I AM A FUCKING CRAZY PERSON.
Tonight, as I was going through my nightly ritual of blog reading (aka fulfilling my voyeuristic tendencies) while mentally reviewing my day (aka obsessing), it occurred to me that I’ve [...]

Let it be known that I am not an athlete, but this is an example of what it might look like if I was:
 

 
Scary, huh?  Well though I am not an athlete, I am a masochist, and in keeping with my desire for self inflicted pain I have taken up a little hobby called running. [...]