The Voices In My Head Hate Self-Tanning

I just now had an epiphany.  An epiphany so large that I had to share it with the Internet right away.
I AM A FUCKING CRAZY PERSON.
Tonight, as I was going through my nightly ritual of blog reading (aka fulfilling my voyeuristic tendencies) while mentally reviewing my day (aka obsessing), it occurred to me that I’ve [...]

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Slasher Victim or Cunnilingus Expert: You Be The Judge

Go and check out Lilu’s site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition. Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information. You do this on Thursday. See how that works?

A little note before we get started:  Are you interested in having a stroke?  Great!  Here’s how!  Move into a new [...]

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The Weekend! Dun, dun, dun!

This isn’t actually a scary post, I don’t know why I titled it like that.  I just felt like it and this is my site, so I went with it.  I am drunk with freedom!
Anywho, I was actually planning on writing a little bit about what’s going on this weekend in New England.  I’m going [...]

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That Bitch Can Run!

Let it be known that I am not an athlete, but this is an example of what it might look like if I was:
 

 
Scary, huh?  Well though I am not an athlete, I am a masochist, and in keeping with my desire for self inflicted pain I have taken up a little hobby called running. [...]

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