The Pilgrim Congress

This is what I’m doing right now:

Sanding.  Aw, working with my hands is fun!

Still sanding.  Hmm, maybe this manual labor thing isn’t all its cracked up to be.
 
Still fucking sanding this fucking chair.  Cursing the existence of all chairs and sandpaper.
And this is my way of telling you that regularly scheduled posting will be on [...]

Want to learn something totally weird about me?  Weirder than the things you already know?  Yeah, I thought so.
You know how a common fear may be something like, the fear of public speaking, or fear of dying, or fear heights?  Well, I actually have all of those too, but none of my more conventional fears [...]

As a matter of fact the pain is currently so great that I’m not sure I can even coherently write about it, so I’m going to supplement with visual aids. 
I had some dental work done about three weeks ago.  Since then I have felt like this:

I have been back to see my dentist three times [...]