The Voices In My Head Hate Self-Tanning

I just now had an epiphany.  An epiphany so large that I had to share it with the Internet right away.
I AM A FUCKING CRAZY PERSON.
Tonight, as I was going through my nightly ritual of blog reading (aka fulfilling my voyeuristic tendencies) while mentally reviewing my day (aka obsessing), it occurred to me that I’ve [...]

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Lobsterfest ‘09, otherwise known as, Independence Day

Happy Birthday America!  Would you like to see how we celebrated New England style?  Well, your wish is my command.
The festivities began the night before at Le Chez Dani (I don’t speak French, so I have no idea what I just said, moving on).  We began the night with booze and barbeque and though I would [...]

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The Weekend! Dun, dun, dun!

This isn’t actually a scary post, I don’t know why I titled it like that.  I just felt like it and this is my site, so I went with it.  I am drunk with freedom!
Anywho, I was actually planning on writing a little bit about what’s going on this weekend in New England.  I’m going [...]

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Its almost the weekend bitches!

Well, not really.  Kind of.  Whatever, the point is that eventually it will be the weekend again and I require things to do.  So, what the hell is going on in New England this weekend?  Lucky for you I gathered up a list of fun events going on this weekend all over NE.  Criteria for [...]

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Kicking Your ASS! Or, a review of Portsmouth Kayak Adventures.

I am what is generously referred to as “competitive,” but what could be more accurately described as “an asshole.”  Something horrible happens to me when I am around other people and participating in any activity that could possibly end with someone winning and someone losing.  Its a disease.  I have assholitis.  Remember this, it will be important [...]

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Why don’t you go outside and play so mommy can get over this headache?

In New England we only get a few months of really nice weather (nice weather is defined by me as not snowing/cold enough to make me cry, but I won’t really cry because my tears would just freeze on my face).  So when the weather gets warmer there what seems to be a collective desire [...]

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