The Pilgrim Congress

I realize I’m a little late to the party, 3 days late.  Forgive me.
Currently I am married to this gorgeous man.

These days Valentine’s Day is a fun affair.  This year Ben bought me flowers and chocolates and he made me a lobster dinner.  But that’s not what this is about.  No, this is about one [...]

Oh Internet, how long has it been since I updated you on the state of my mental health?  Too long, you say.  That’s what I thought.
Let me give you the haiku version first.  Still crazy in head.  Pharmaceuticals help some.  Jesus Banana.
Now for the slightly longer, but still appropriate blog length, version:
I no longer see [...]

Fun fact, Ben and I started officially dating just 3 short years ago today.  And now we’re happily married!  Or at least I am, Ben is chained to the radiator right now, so I’ll have to ask him for his opinion later.
Anywho, its a new year and all that good stuff, so I feel as [...]

A surprising number of people are into freaky pilgrim on ninja porn.  And Ben and I are happy to oblige, however there is a minor issue.  My camera is awful.  Like it is the worst camera ever.  After months of trying to get it to focus and take photos, it continues to mock me.  But [...]

Happy Thanksgiving Americans!!  This is my favorite holiday.  Why?  Many reasons, allow me to elaborate:

I Hate Turkeys.  I live in New Hampshire, and in case you weren’t aware, New Hampshire is overrun with turkeys.  Also, in case you weren’t aware, turkeys are assholes.  They chase small children.  They also surround my Jeep and force me [...]

Okay, there are a few things I think everyone should know about Liz from It’s Unbeweavable.  One, she’s gorgeous.  Two, she’s hilarious.  Three, she has the greatest taste in shoes ever.  I have loved Liz since I first began reading her blog many moons ago.  She is so warm and her blog always makes me [...]

Brooke, Brooke, Brooke.  Let me tell you about Brooke.  She is like supermodel gorgeous.  Like tall, thin, perfection.   The fact that I don’t hate her is really a testament to how funny and sweet she is.  Brooke’s blog, ramblingbrooke, regularly makes my day.  Her stories of life in Lithuania are hilarious, and her photos are [...]

Dearest People Who Read The Pilgrim Congress,
First off, thanks.   You’re awesome.
Secondly, I am leaving to go on a short vacation.  Ben and I are celebrating our one year anniversary.  Seriously, I am the luckiest woman in the whole world.  Ben is an incredible husband.  He is kind, and caring, and bright, and supportive.  Ben makes [...]

My friend Kari is getting married next weekend in Wisconsin, and since I can’t be there, I wanted to give her my gift now.  This gift is better than china, or a vacuum, or money.  This gift is wisdom.  WISDOM!  Kari, you’re welcome in advance.
As a married hag I have an endless supply of advice [...]