The Pilgrim Congress

I’m going to try very hard to utilize the skills my therapist has tried to teach me and write this without crying… I am lactose intolerant.  Pause here for long racking sobs directed at the sky and accompanied by violent fist shaking.
I can never eat ice cream, or mac and cheese, or cannolis, or clam chowder again. 
My life?  [...]

Oh, is that not how you celebrate that its the weekend?  Just me?  Well then…
Onto the business!  What to do this weekend?  Various events for your enjoyment:

DeCordova’s Art in the Park Festival, Lincoln, MA: I have a secret to tell you, but you have to promise not to judge me too harshly.  I often begin [...]

This isn’t actually a scary post, I don’t know why I titled it like that.  I just felt like it and this is my site, so I went with it.  I am drunk with freedom!
Anywho, I was actually planning on writing a little bit about what’s going on this weekend in New England.  I’m going [...]

Well, not really.  Kind of.  Whatever, the point is that eventually it will be the weekend again and I require things to do.  So, what the hell is going on in New England this weekend?  Lucky for you I gathered up a list of fun events going on this weekend all over NE.  Criteria for [...]

In New England we only get a few months of really nice weather (nice weather is defined by me as not snowing/cold enough to make me cry, but I won’t really cry because my tears would just freeze on my face).  So when the weather gets warmer there what seems to be a collective desire [...]

Let it be known that I am not an athlete, but this is an example of what it might look like if I was:
 

 
Scary, huh?  Well though I am not an athlete, I am a masochist, and in keeping with my desire for self inflicted pain I have taken up a little hobby called running. [...]