The Pilgrim Congress

Oh Internet, I am so tired.  I no longer fear death, instead I would welcome it as an excuse for a long nap.  Let me be clear, I love the Philippines, it is not the Philippines that is making me feel suicidal.  It’s the business, as in business trip, as in,
“Hey Jill, you should totally [...]

Tomorrow I am leaving for Manila.  Tomorrow I will get up at an ungodly hour and drive to Logan airport and get on an airplane.  And then I will throw up and pray to Jesus.  And then throw up some more.  And pray again.  And then I’ll die.  I’m pretty sure this is the arc [...]

I have a real job that is not blogging related.  That real job is sending me to the Manila.  In the Philippines.  In Asia.  And I have so much to say about it, but since I don’t blog about work I’ll just say in March expect some super awesome international blogging.  Primarily about sexy Asian [...]

My back is broken.  Well, my sacrum.  Not my entire back.  Like I can still walk and stuff.  I’ve gotten ahead of myself, lets back up a bit.
Monday morning, I take Coco out for a walk before I leave for the office.  The stairs are icy and I slip and fall.  On my brick stairs.  [...]

First off, I am not dead.
Secondly, I did not quit blogging.
Thirdly, your emails?  They touched me.  Inappropriately.  They made me take my top off and they touched me.  It was very uplifting.
On to your questions:
Jill Pilgrim, why did you stop posting?
Short prison sentence.  Which may or may not be related to the male prostitute ring [...]

First off, I really want to say thank you to all of you who have commented and emailed asking if I’m okay.  You can’t imagine how much I appreciate it.  And let me assure you, I am totally okay.  Okay-ish.  Like I’m okay for me, but probably not okay on the Normal Human Scale Of [...]

Yet.   Close though.
See, I have this incredibly annoying medical condition.  When I am under extreme stress, I get physically sick.  Its a very rare condition called jillisfuckingcrazy-itis.  I’m currently accepting donations to aid in finding a cure.
Anywho, I promise EXCITING CONTENT* will be here in just a few short days!  EXCITING!  CONTENT!
*exciting content is defined [...]

Let me tell you a story.  A story about how my new apartment is infested with bats.  And mice.  And you can’t drink the water.  Because it smells like rotten eggs.  Well, it only smells  when we have water, which is approximately 50% of the time.  So, that was less of a story and more [...]

Um, Terri is awesome.  Did you know that?  Because its totally true.  Not only is her blog, Writing in Crayon totally funny, but Terri is one of the sweetest people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.  I am lucky to know Terri outside of The Internet, and I just adore her.  I have [...]

Far be it from me to critique your awesome skills.  I mean you created dinosaurs and Walmart, so you know, Jesus 2, me 0.  But I would like to make a small suggestion.  When you created the world and shit, I think you made a slight miscalculation in the number of hours required to get [...]