The Pilgrim Congress

This is better than a blowjob.  From Andy Dick.  Its way worse than a blowjob from Megan Fox or something.  But way superior to an Andy Dick blowjob.  And on that note…
Introducing, my super awesome, not at all offensive, JESUS CALENDAR!

Cass won the first calendar without even trying, and if you would like to join [...]

First off, I really want to say thank you to all of you who have commented and emailed asking if I’m okay.  You can’t imagine how much I appreciate it.  And let me assure you, I am totally okay.  Okay-ish.  Like I’m okay for me, but probably not okay on the Normal Human Scale Of [...]

Dudes, Maxie is kind of a big deal.  I sort of want to have her blog babies.   They would be so disgusting, yet lovable.  Also I Hate So Much could be my personal credo, if Maxie hadn’t gotten to it first.  Damn her!  Maxie totally speaks my language, inappropriate hilarity.  She’s 100% Very Real Jesus [...]

So, I have a confession.  I want to BE LiLu when I grow up.  Not only is Liv It Luv It hilarious, but its also totally inappropriate!  Just how I like it!  I started reading LiLu before I started blogging and she has always been one of my favorites.  Like, if you don’t like Liv [...]

Okay, there are a few things I think everyone should know about Liz from It’s Unbeweavable.  One, she’s gorgeous.  Two, she’s hilarious.  Three, she has the greatest taste in shoes ever.  I have loved Liz since I first began reading her blog many moons ago.  She is so warm and her blog always makes me [...]

Brooke, Brooke, Brooke.  Let me tell you about Brooke.  She is like supermodel gorgeous.  Like tall, thin, perfection.   The fact that I don’t hate her is really a testament to how funny and sweet she is.  Brooke’s blog, ramblingbrooke, regularly makes my day.  Her stories of life in Lithuania are hilarious, and her photos are [...]

Um, Terri is awesome.  Did you know that?  Because its totally true.  Not only is her blog, Writing in Crayon totally funny, but Terri is one of the sweetest people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.  I am lucky to know Terri outside of The Internet, and I just adore her.  I have [...]

You all are super lucky today.  Why?  Because today you get a totally kick ass TMIT post from my good friend Beckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee of mylittlebecky.com.  Um, Becky is fucking hilarious.   When I first began blogging Becky was one of my first readers, and she quickly became one of my favorite bloggers.  I’m kind of in love [...]

Dearest People Who Read The Pilgrim Congress,
First off, thanks.   You’re awesome.
Secondly, I am leaving to go on a short vacation.  Ben and I are celebrating our one year anniversary.  Seriously, I am the luckiest woman in the whole world.  Ben is an incredible husband.  He is kind, and caring, and bright, and supportive.  Ben makes [...]