The Pilgrim Congress

Dearest People Who Read This,
My brain hurts,  so I’m going to do something a little different today.  I’m going to share lots of random thoughts.  None of which are related.  Well, they are related in the sense that they originated in my brain parts, but that’s it.  Essentially, I’m too lazy to work any smooth [...]

Hey would you like to know where I live?  For stalking purposes or otherwise?  Well, let me tell you then.  I live in a little state called New Hampshire.  Otherwise known as the LIVE FREE OR DIE state.  No, seriously, that’s our motto.  We’re pretty fucking awesome up here.
New Hampshire enjoys about 3.2 miles of [...]

I’m going to try very hard to utilize the skills my therapist has tried to teach me and write this without crying… I am lactose intolerant.  Pause here for long racking sobs directed at the sky and accompanied by violent fist shaking.
I can never eat ice cream, or mac and cheese, or cannolis, or clam chowder again. 
My life?  [...]