The Pilgrim Congress

Go and check out Lilu’s site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition. Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information. You do this on Thursday. See how that works?

Do you live with roommates?  Would you like to make your current living situation unbearably awkward?  Great!  I can help!  Just [...]

Go and check out Lilu’s site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition. Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information. You do this on Thursday. See how that works?

 
Alternate Title For This Post?  Magical Stripper Juice
Here’s the thing, I have this friend Terri from the Internet, and she is fucking [...]

Go and check out Lilu’s site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition. Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information. You do this on Thursday. See how that works?

Did the title hook you?  Awesome.  For the record, I’m not the one getting naked.  Well, technically that’s not true, since [...]

Go and check out Lilu’s site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition.  Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information.  You do this on Thursday.  See how that works? 

Prologue, In The Beginning:
Once upon a time there was a single lady.  We will call her Jillian.  Jillian had a horrible affliction.  [...]

Before I get started with this, I want to confess a massive girl crush on the TMI Thursday creator Lilu.  Go and check out her site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition.  Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information.  You do this on Thursday.  See how that works? 

As [...]

Hey guess what?  I live in New England, which means there is a plethora of historical shit all over the place.  And guess what else?  I love it. 
So today, The Husband and I decided to enjoy the glorious New England weather (which quickly turned less than glorious because, well, we’re in New England) and go toStrawbery [...]

What?  I’m sure that was your immediate reaction upon reading that title, so let me explain a tad further.
1. Traditional carnivals tend to employ people of ill repute, possibly child molesters. Carnivals also sell cotton candy.
2. Blog carnivals are strictly anti-child abuse (as far as I know) and do not serve cotton candy BUT you [...]

Readers often write to me asking questions about The Pilgrim Congress.  Here are the answers to the most commonly asked questions:
1.  You are not funny at all.  Why do you seem to think you’re hilarious? 
My mom told me once, like ten years ago, that it was okay that Kelley was spreading all those nasty rumors [...]

I’m going to try very hard to utilize the skills my therapist has tried to teach me and write this without crying… I am lactose intolerant.  Pause here for long racking sobs directed at the sky and accompanied by violent fist shaking.
I can never eat ice cream, or mac and cheese, or cannolis, or clam chowder again. 
My life?  [...]

Oh, is that not how you celebrate that its the weekend?  Just me?  Well then…
Onto the business!  What to do this weekend?  Various events for your enjoyment:

DeCordova’s Art in the Park Festival, Lincoln, MA: I have a secret to tell you, but you have to promise not to judge me too harshly.  I often begin [...]