The Pilgrim Congress

There is probably nothing I hate more than when someone forwards me some asinine email about crime rates, or people of Walmart, or a video of some kid dancing to some piece of music that makes my ears bleed.  Lets just all agree that the Internet is a truly awesome place, full of wonder and [...]

If I were independently wealthy I would totally be a recluse.  I think I would be awesome at it.  I would be able to dedicate all of my time to cleaning and developing my neurosis.  I realize that most people dream of a life where they could easily afford to travel all the time and [...]

I have a real job that is not blogging related.  That real job is sending me to the Manila.  In the Philippines.  In Asia.  And I have so much to say about it, but since I don’t blog about work I’ll just say in March expect some super awesome international blogging.  Primarily about sexy Asian [...]

Lady Gaga frightens me.  Like she is the scariest horror movie villain of all time.  Except that horror movie, is life.  And she’s not so much a villain, as a symbol of my serious lack of appreciation for avante garde pop acts.  Or something.  Long story short, I just saw Lady Gaga’s new video, and [...]

Let me tell you a story.  A story about how my new apartment is infested with bats.  And mice.  And you can’t drink the water.  Because it smells like rotten eggs.  Well, it only smells  when we have water, which is approximately 50% of the time.  So, that was less of a story and more [...]

*So, I wrote this last night and debated publishing it, but then I was all,”Fuck it.”  Because I am both fearless and classy.  And modest.  And classy.*
I’ve joked a lot about my anxiety disorder, here and here for example, and now I’m about to get all serious on your ass.  And it may be a [...]

So, here’s the thing, I do weird shit.  Like all the time.  Weird stuff, constantly.   You will find an example of this below.
Ben’s job has him traveling four days out of the week, so I’ve kind of got a lot of time on my hands.  Also?  I have a crazy anxiety disorder that wakes me [...]

I sit up at night planning your demise.  I dream of a world without cardboard uhaul boxes.  And then I wake up and you are still here.  Filled with my stuff.  Mocking me.  Well, it ends today.  I am going to tear out what remains of your insides and throw you in a dumpster like [...]

This is what I’m doing right now:

Sanding.  Aw, working with my hands is fun!

Still sanding.  Hmm, maybe this manual labor thing isn’t all its cracked up to be.
 
Still fucking sanding this fucking chair.  Cursing the existence of all chairs and sandpaper.
And this is my way of telling you that regularly scheduled posting will be on [...]

Go and check out Lilu’s site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition. Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information. You do this on Thursday. See how that works?

Do you live with roommates?  Would you like to make your current living situation unbearably awkward?  Great!  I can help!  Just [...]