The Pilgrim Congress

I realize I’m a little late to the party, 3 days late.  Forgive me.
Currently I am married to this gorgeous man.

These days Valentine’s Day is a fun affair.  This year Ben bought me flowers and chocolates and he made me a lobster dinner.  But that’s not what this is about.  No, this is about one [...]

Oh Internet, how long has it been since I updated you on the state of my mental health?  Too long, you say.  That’s what I thought.
Let me give you the haiku version first.  Still crazy in head.  Pharmaceuticals help some.  Jesus Banana.
Now for the slightly longer, but still appropriate blog length, version:
I no longer see [...]

If I were a rich man, da da da da da da da da DAAAAAAA.
I’ve had that song stuck in my head all day.  And I only know that one line.  I’m pretty close to shooting myself just to make it stop.
On a happier note, I’ve recently diagnosed myself with epilepsy.  How?  Easy, with the [...]

Go and check out Lilu’s site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition. Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information. You do this on Thursday. See how that works?

 
Let me explain something to you.  You know how yesterday I posted that really embarrassing vlog?  This story is so much [...]

Hey guess what?  I live in New England, which means there is a plethora of historical shit all over the place.  And guess what else?  I love it. 
So today, The Husband and I decided to enjoy the glorious New England weather (which quickly turned less than glorious because, well, we’re in New England) and go toStrawbery [...]

Can you tell I like Redhook?  Are you beginning to wonder if they’re paying me?  Well, they’re not.  But they probably should be.  HEAR THAT REDHOOK!  I’M PLUGGING YOUR SHIT ALL OVER MY SITE!  PLEASE TO BE GIVING ME MONEY!  Think they heard me? 
Well now that we’ve established that I am an unbiased reviewer who just [...]

Funny you should ask dear readers (and by readers I mean the viagria-bot and cialis-bot that are so fascinated with our posts that they comment incessantly.  Thank you spambots, you make us feel like someone really cares about what we’re doing here.  Wait, what was I talking about.  Oh yeah my weekend), I repeat, funny [...]