The Pilgrim Congress

Oh Internet, I am so tired.  I no longer fear death, instead I would welcome it as an excuse for a long nap.  Let me be clear, I love the Philippines, it is not the Philippines that is making me feel suicidal.  It’s the business, as in business trip, as in,
“Hey Jill, you should totally [...]

Tomorrow I am leaving for Manila.  Tomorrow I will get up at an ungodly hour and drive to Logan airport and get on an airplane.  And then I will throw up and pray to Jesus.  And then throw up some more.  And pray again.  And then I’ll die.  I’m pretty sure this is the arc [...]

I realize I’m a little late to the party, 3 days late.  Forgive me.
Currently I am married to this gorgeous man.

These days Valentine’s Day is a fun affair.  This year Ben bought me flowers and chocolates and he made me a lobster dinner.  But that’s not what this is about.  No, this is about one [...]

Funny story, my dad once got a letter from Stephen King’s lawyers informing my father that he was to cease and desist in sending mail to the author.  What precipitated this letter, you ask?  Well, my father thought it would be hilarious to send Mr. King a series of letters claiming that the ideas for [...]

Oh Internet, how long has it been since I updated you on the state of my mental health?  Too long, you say.  That’s what I thought.
Let me give you the haiku version first.  Still crazy in head.  Pharmaceuticals help some.  Jesus Banana.
Now for the slightly longer, but still appropriate blog length, version:
I no longer see [...]

Dearest People Who Read This,
My brain hurts,  so I’m going to do something a little different today.  I’m going to share lots of random thoughts.  None of which are related.  Well, they are related in the sense that they originated in my brain parts, but that’s it.  Essentially, I’m too lazy to work any smooth [...]

I just now had an epiphany.  An epiphany so large that I had to share it with the Internet right away.
I AM A FUCKING CRAZY PERSON.
Tonight, as I was going through my nightly ritual of blog reading (aka fulfilling my voyeuristic tendencies) while mentally reviewing my day (aka obsessing), it occurred to me that I’ve [...]

Fun fact, Ben and I started officially dating just 3 short years ago today.  And now we’re happily married!  Or at least I am, Ben is chained to the radiator right now, so I’ll have to ask him for his opinion later.
Anywho, its a new year and all that good stuff, so I feel as [...]

I may have mentioned here before that I’m someone who enjoys solitude on occasion.  In keeping with that particular personality trait, I sometimes suck as a friend.  I am notoriously difficult to get in touch with: I rarely keep my phone on, I don’t have a Facebook account, I check my personal email every couple [...]