The Better To Make Porn With, My Dear

A surprising number of people are into freaky pilgrim on ninja porn.  And Ben and I are happy to oblige, however there is a minor issue.  My camera is awful.  Like it is the worst camera ever.  After months of trying to get it to focus and take photos, it continues to mock me.  But [...]

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This Giveaway Is Totally Better Than A BJ From Andy Dick

Dearest People Who Read The Pilgrim Congress,
First off, thanks.   You’re awesome.
Secondly, I am leaving to go on a short vacation.  Ben and I are celebrating our one year anniversary.  Seriously, I am the luckiest woman in the whole world.  Ben is an incredible husband.  He is kind, and caring, and bright, and supportive.  Ben makes [...]

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It Could Have Been Worse, I Could Have Killed A Homeless Guy

I grew up in a city located just outside of Boston.  After high school, I went to college in another major city in Massachusetts.  After college, I got a job in Boston.  Do you know what all of these areas have?  Public transportation!  And sidewalks!  Do you know what that means?  It means, if you [...]

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Things You Should Know About Marriage

My friend Kari is getting married next weekend in Wisconsin, and since I can’t be there, I wanted to give her my gift now.  This gift is better than china, or a vacuum, or money.  This gift is wisdom.  WISDOM!  Kari, you’re welcome in advance.
As a married hag I have an endless supply of advice [...]

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You know what tomorrow is? Friday. You know what that means? No underwear for the next three days!

Oh, is that not how you celebrate that its the weekend?  Just me?  Well then…
Onto the business!  What to do this weekend?  Various events for your enjoyment:

DeCordova’s Art in the Park Festival, Lincoln, MA: I have a secret to tell you, but you have to promise not to judge me too harshly.  I often begin [...]

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The Weekend! Dun, dun, dun!

This isn’t actually a scary post, I don’t know why I titled it like that.  I just felt like it and this is my site, so I went with it.  I am drunk with freedom!
Anywho, I was actually planning on writing a little bit about what’s going on this weekend in New England.  I’m going [...]

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The Husband Will Be Getting Drunk Here

I’m a big fan of the Redhook Brewery in Portsmouth, NH.  I love the beer, the food, the interesting architecture- its just a pretty rad place.  You know what else I’m a big fan of?  Music!  So when the Redhook Brewery mated with a music festival, I was very supportive of the union.  Well the [...]

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