Comments on: Thinking Is Hard, But Not As Hard As Jesus’s Invisible Magic Penis http://pilgrimcongress.com/2010/01/thinking-is-hard-but-not-as-hard-as-jesuss-invisible-magic-penis/ Sun, 21 Mar 2010 21:08:39 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 hourly 1 By: Katie http://pilgrimcongress.com/2010/01/thinking-is-hard-but-not-as-hard-as-jesuss-invisible-magic-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-3614 Katie Sat, 16 Jan 2010 06:40:11 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=856#comment-3614 Jesus has an impressive penis size. But it's actually located on the bottom of his crucifix. I know this because I own(ed) a Jackhammer Jesus. Hopefully you remember this horrific story and how now an 10 year old owns it. Jesus has an impressive penis size. But it’s actually located on the bottom of his crucifix. I know this because I own(ed) a Jackhammer Jesus. Hopefully you remember this horrific story and how now an 10 year old owns it.

]]> By: Alex http://pilgrimcongress.com/2010/01/thinking-is-hard-but-not-as-hard-as-jesuss-invisible-magic-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-3596 Alex Thu, 14 Jan 2010 23:47:15 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=856#comment-3596 My kid once slam dunked a guinea pig. Sorry. My kid once slam dunked a guinea pig. Sorry.

]]> By: Hermia http://pilgrimcongress.com/2010/01/thinking-is-hard-but-not-as-hard-as-jesuss-invisible-magic-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-3595 Hermia Thu, 14 Jan 2010 12:27:23 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=856#comment-3595 The bakery smell in the bathroom is a little unnerving ....I think I'd be too uncomfortable to do my toilet business. And yes, hamster lives suck. Free The Hamsters!!!!!!!! The bakery smell in the bathroom is a little unnerving ….I think I’d be too uncomfortable to do my toilet business.

And yes, hamster lives suck. Free The Hamsters!!!!!!!!

]]> By: timtimtim http://pilgrimcongress.com/2010/01/thinking-is-hard-but-not-as-hard-as-jesuss-invisible-magic-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-3594 timtimtim Thu, 14 Jan 2010 03:01:36 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=856#comment-3594 I would do unforgivable things for ice cream cake. Unforgivable. I would do unforgivable things for ice cream cake. Unforgivable.

]]> By: drollgirl http://pilgrimcongress.com/2010/01/thinking-is-hard-but-not-as-hard-as-jesuss-invisible-magic-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-3593 drollgirl Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:47:39 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=856#comment-3593 hmmm. i find the guys on jersey shore frakking REVOLTING. and i drove by a new nail salon this morning that used to be a pet store. somehow methinks the pet smell must still linger. i am certain of it. p.s. stone phillips. BARF. i am going to let you have that one. i'll take bateman or clooney. but the one i really want is from flight of the conchords. hmmm. yes. hmmm. i find the guys on jersey shore frakking REVOLTING.

and i drove by a new nail salon this morning that used to be a pet store. somehow methinks the pet smell must still linger. i am certain of it.

p.s. stone phillips. BARF. i am going to let you have that one. i’ll take bateman or clooney. but the one i really want is from flight of the conchords. hmmm. yes.

]]> By: LiLu http://pilgrimcongress.com/2010/01/thinking-is-hard-but-not-as-hard-as-jesuss-invisible-magic-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-3592 LiLu Tue, 12 Jan 2010 16:28:37 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=856#comment-3592 I would sleep with Jason Bateman before Jesus. AND B before Jason Bateman... I <i>suppose</i>. Does that make me a really, really bad Christian? Whatevs. I'll just bone Jesus right when I die and then it'll all even out. That's what you meant, right? I would sleep with Jason Bateman before Jesus. AND B before Jason Bateman… I suppose.

Does that make me a really, really bad Christian?

Whatevs. I’ll just bone Jesus right when I die and then it’ll all even out.

That’s what you meant, right?

]]> By: Elizabeth Marie http://pilgrimcongress.com/2010/01/thinking-is-hard-but-not-as-hard-as-jesuss-invisible-magic-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-3591 Elizabeth Marie Tue, 12 Jan 2010 05:11:37 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=856#comment-3591 STONE PHILLIPS!!!!! Ahh what about Chris Hansen from To Catch a Predator? I want to anger bang him. LOVE YOU KISSES!! STONE PHILLIPS!!!!! Ahh what about Chris Hansen from To Catch a Predator? I want to anger bang him.

LOVE YOU KISSES!!

]]> By: Alyxherself http://pilgrimcongress.com/2010/01/thinking-is-hard-but-not-as-hard-as-jesuss-invisible-magic-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-3590 Alyxherself Tue, 12 Jan 2010 02:10:13 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=856#comment-3590 I'd like to order the pussy cake. And, I'm somebody's mother as well. Jeresy Shore kidz make being young look way skievy-er than I remember. I’d like to order the pussy cake. And, I’m somebody’s mother as well.
Jeresy Shore kidz make being young look way skievy-er than I remember.

]]> By: moooooog35 http://pilgrimcongress.com/2010/01/thinking-is-hard-but-not-as-hard-as-jesuss-invisible-magic-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-3589 moooooog35 Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:26:52 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=856#comment-3589 Cookie Puss trumps Fudgie the Whale. If only for the opportunity to hear your mother-in-law call up Carvel and say 'I'd like to order the pussy cake.' True story. Best. Birthday. Ever. Cookie Puss trumps Fudgie the Whale.

If only for the opportunity to hear your mother-in-law call up Carvel and say ‘I’d like to order the pussy cake.’

True story.

Best. Birthday. Ever.

]]> By: Midtown Girl http://pilgrimcongress.com/2010/01/thinking-is-hard-but-not-as-hard-as-jesuss-invisible-magic-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-3588 Midtown Girl Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:08:33 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=856#comment-3588 I once walked into a bathroom that smelled like coffee - and it wasn't in coffee shop..WTF? I once walked into a bathroom that smelled like coffee – and it wasn’t in coffee shop..WTF?

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