An Ode to J.D. Salinger

If I were independently wealthy I would totally be a recluse.  I think I would be awesome at it.  I would be able to dedicate all of my time to cleaning and developing my neurosis.  I realize that most people dream of a life where they could easily afford to travel all the time and [...]

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International Business Trip

I have a real job that is not blogging related.  That real job is sending me to the Manila.  In the Philippines.  In Asia.  And I have so much to say about it, but since I don’t blog about work I’ll just say in March expect some super awesome international blogging.  Primarily about sexy Asian [...]

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Wherein I Talk About My Mental Health. And Wolves. And Gymnastics.

Oh Internet, how long has it been since I updated you on the state of my mental health?  Too long, you say.  That’s what I thought.
Let me give you the haiku version first.  Still crazy in head.  Pharmaceuticals help some.  Jesus Banana.
Now for the slightly longer, but still appropriate blog length, version:
I no longer see [...]

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Thinking Is Hard, But Not As Hard As Jesus’s Invisible Magic Penis

Dearest People Who Read This,
My brain hurts,  so I’m going to do something a little different today.  I’m going to share lots of random thoughts.  None of which are related.  Well, they are related in the sense that they originated in my brain parts, but that’s it.  Essentially, I’m too lazy to work any smooth [...]

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The Voices In My Head Hate Self-Tanning

I just now had an epiphany.  An epiphany so large that I had to share it with the Internet right away.
I AM A FUCKING CRAZY PERSON.
Tonight, as I was going through my nightly ritual of blog reading (aka fulfilling my voyeuristic tendencies) while mentally reviewing my day (aka obsessing), it occurred to me that I’ve [...]

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Obligatory New Year’s Post

Fun fact, Ben and I started officially dating just 3 short years ago today.  And now we’re happily married!  Or at least I am, Ben is chained to the radiator right now, so I’ll have to ask him for his opinion later.
Anywho, its a new year and all that good stuff, so I feel as [...]

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