The Pilgrim Congress

I may have mentioned here before that I’m someone who enjoys solitude on occasion.  In keeping with that particular personality trait, I sometimes suck as a friend.  I am notoriously difficult to get in touch with: I rarely keep my phone on, I don’t have a Facebook account, I check my personal email every couple [...]

At my core, I am an insecure narcissist who needs lots of approval from others in order to continue functioning.  It follows that one of my favorite things in life is the specific brand of validation called “blog awards.”  There’s a little problem though, I also lack the proper follow through to acknowledge and pass [...]

My back is broken.  Well, my sacrum.  Not my entire back.  Like I can still walk and stuff.  I’ve gotten ahead of myself, lets back up a bit.
Monday morning, I take Coco out for a walk before I leave for the office.  The stairs are icy and I slip and fall.  On my brick stairs.  [...]

I hate Christmas.  For many reasons, some of which I will outline for you here:
1.)    I do not like events that require “family time.”  I feel this is self-explanatory, but in case its not, I’ll elaborate:  My family is crazy and holidays generally descend into arguing about topics ranging from income taxes to various family [...]

A surprising number of people are into freaky pilgrim on ninja porn.  And Ben and I are happy to oblige, however there is a minor issue.  My camera is awful.  Like it is the worst camera ever.  After months of trying to get it to focus and take photos, it continues to mock me.  But [...]