The Pilgrim Congress

Happy Thanksgiving Americans!!  This is my favorite holiday.  Why?  Many reasons, allow me to elaborate:

I Hate Turkeys.  I live in New Hampshire, and in case you weren’t aware, New Hampshire is overrun with turkeys.  Also, in case you weren’t aware, turkeys are assholes.  They chase small children.  They also surround my Jeep and force me [...]

Up until now there have been only two subjects that I considered off limits in this blog.
1.  My job.
This is purely practical.  I have no interest in being dooce’d.  I work in a conservative field, for a conservative company, in a very buttoned-up position.  Also, my job is not terribly [...]

Lady Gaga frightens me.  Like she is the scariest horror movie villain of all time.  Except that horror movie, is life.  And she’s not so much a villain, as a symbol of my serious lack of appreciation for avante garde pop acts.  Or something.  Long story short, I just saw Lady Gaga’s new video, and [...]

First off, I am not dead.
Secondly, I did not quit blogging.
Thirdly, your emails?  They touched me.  Inappropriately.  They made me take my top off and they touched me.  It was very uplifting.
On to your questions:
Jill Pilgrim, why did you stop posting?
Short prison sentence.  Which may or may not be related to the male prostitute ring [...]