To Answer Moooog,
This is better than a blowjob. From Andy Dick. Its way worse than a blowjob from Megan Fox or something. But way superior to an Andy Dick blowjob. And on that note…
Introducing, my super awesome, not at all offensive, JESUS CALENDAR!
Cass won the first calendar without even trying, and if you would like to join her in Jesus calendar ownership you can purchase one here.
The calendar includes awesome graphics like this:
And this:
You should probably buy ten and pass them out at the office. Perfect as a secret Santa gift for your boss. Guaranteed by Jesus to get you a promotion!
YES. YES. YES. I LOVE THIS. Every day I wake up and wish I was as boyz with Jesus as he is with you. But now, I can be reminded of how completely down he is with all of his father’s children when I see his face smiling at me and reminding me about my dentist appointment a week from Wednesday!!! Thanks, Jill Pilgrim!!!
Oh Mercy!
I die……… hahahaha
You needed to add a disclaimer on the ‘blow job by Andy Dick’ thing.
Such as:
This is better than a blowjob by Andy Dick if you had no eyelids.
Because with eyelids, I can still close my eyes and – VOILA! – it’s actually Megan Fox giving me a blowjob.
Seriously. Blowjobs. Can’t really make them a bad thing.
Unless you have no eyelids and it’s by Andy Dick.
Then you’ve got me.
That’s just wrong on so many levels and months of the year.
I would so give this to the uber Christian’s in my office… with a big smile on my face!
This is totally going on my wish list for Santa, right after the Pony I put on there every year. Awesome!
I want it.
You are going to make a killing on these calendars. A killing! Everyone loves Jesus! Who wouldn’t want a Jesus calendar!?!? Especially if he is dressed as a bumble bee! That is hot!
Oh I MUST have one.
Amazing.
Best. Calendar. EVER.
Hahahahahaha….You are AWESOME! I was a bumble bee for Halloween when I was like 4. Jesus and I have something in common. I’m totally going to heaven.
LMFAO! Dude, I CANNOT WAIT to get my calendar! WOOHOOOOOO!
oh my gosh. only you could come up with something this creative and twisted. hahahahah.
i know what SOMEbody’s getting for xmas!
Does anyone but me remember the bee girl from the Blind Melon video? Jesus inspired, obvs. Also, awesome content.
Best.
Calendar.
Ever.
I am kind of sad that for Valentine’s Day it wasn’t you and I spooning and Jesus looking at us masturbating.
But other than that, SPLENDID. I think I might buy it! Maybe. …
This is incredible! I want!
Hahaha! I know Maxie would love one…
LOL bumblebee? your drawings always got me LOL.
I can’t wait to hang this in my office. I’m super pumped.
Dear Jilly Bean,
Why, every other time, when I come to your website, does it say there is a virus attacking my computer? No one else’s does that to me. Just yours.
If you have addressed this already, I apologize. I am afraid to come here anymore.
Love always,
Stephanie
Heh. Jesus so would dress as a bumblebee.
HILARIOUS!
Oh my, this is definitely a one-of-a-kind calendar…that everyone should have.