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This Giveaway Is Totally Better Than A BJ From Andy Dick

Dearest People Who Read The Pilgrim Congress,

First off, thanks.   You’re awesome.

Secondly, I am leaving to go on a short vacation.  Ben and I are celebrating our one year anniversary.  Seriously, I am the luckiest woman in the whole world.  Ben is an incredible husband.  He is kind, and caring, and bright, and supportive.  Ben makes me feel loved everyday and I hope he knows how very much I love him.

Thirdly, guess what bitches!  I secured some very kick ass guest bloggers to take over for me while I’m gone.  So, watch out for posts from Becky from mylittlebecky.com, Brooke from ramblingbrooke.com, Terri from writingincrayon.com, Liz from itsunbeweavable.com , LiLu from livitluvit.com, and Maxie from ihatesomuch.com.  It shall be glorious.

Lastly, I am doing my first ever giveaway.  What am I giving away?  Well, I wish I could tell you, but its top secret.  Is it a pair of socks?  Is it a $100 AmEx gift card?  Is it a hooker?  Is it a set of my grandmother’s rosary beads?  Well, I can tell you that it is way more awesome than any of those things.  Except maybe the hooker…  Because it really depends on who the hooker is, right?  Like if the hooker is an Angelina Jolie look-alike who has been practicing her keigels, then my giveaway really can’t compete.  But, if the hooker is Andy Dick dressed as a woman, then my giveaway is totally better.

mystery surprise

So, how to enter?  Very simple, just leave a comment on this post or any of the posts from my guest bloggers and I will select the winner when I get back!

Much Love,

Jill Pilgrim

October 7th, 2009 | Tags: , , , , | Category: featurd event, jill's blob | Comments are closed
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