I am not dead
Yet. Close though.
See, I have this incredibly annoying medical condition. When I am under extreme stress, I get physically sick. Its a very rare condition called jillisfuckingcrazy-itis. I’m currently accepting donations to aid in finding a cure.
Anywho, I promise EXCITING CONTENT* will be here in just a few short days! EXCITING! CONTENT!
*exciting content is defined by the webmaster as paint pictures of Jesus.


I’m sorry Jill. I hope you feel better quickly. I’ll say some prayers to the baby Jesus for you.
Awww, my poor baby. I get the same thing. We are so crazy. I love it. Feel better. xoxoxo
I often get sick when I’m too stressed. Hang in there! Sending some un-stress and feel-better love your way.
Yay for not being dead… but feel better soon!
I get the same way. Almost dead when stressed. Super duper! Hang in there.
I always self medicate in the form of anyfuckingkindofliquor I can get my hands on. It seems to work for me but I can’t promise anything. Also, I’ve had a wine headache for the entire day today so far. So it does have negative side effects.
However I cannot wait for the upcoming exciting content! I love exciting content. I also love unicorns, butterfingers, wellies and puppies. Maybe you could incorporate those into the exciting content? No? Ok.
Have a good weekend!
I think I also have jilliscrazyitis. Hope you feel better soon.
That sounds deadly.
It must be contagious, cause I am pretty sure my wife has it.
Well, at least the crazy part.
I hope you feel better soon
Miss youuuu
awww, feel better!
Awww.. Jill I hope you feel better soon!
Hang in their kid. Hope your conditions clears up ASAP. : )
fuck, i used to get like narcoleptic when i was stressed, and sleep allthefuckingtime. so i dig the psychosomatic thing. know what? we’ll be here when your feeling like being with us
Oh no! Feel better soon, I miss your love. I’m going to pour one out for Baby Jesus for you. huh? I dunno.
Also? I love you.
GET BETTER!! I miss you like …shit i have nothing good… uhhh…. i miss you like mary misses jesus? (see I don’t know any of the actors in the whole bible thingy so I don’t know who was dating who and what not) So lets just say I miss you a LOT (and pretend I said something SUPER fucking hilarious! Kay? Kay.)
Oh no, don’t be sick! Okay? I need more Jesus paint pictures in my life.
to cheer you up.
http://jezebel.com/382258/8-ways-jesus-would-have-been-the-worst-boyfriend-ever
To be honest, I’m kind of like that too. My head is messing with my body in general. Get better soon, girlie.:)
Dear Jill, We are loyal. Take care of yourself and we will keep checking back!!! x.
I hear ya. Lordy lord, I hear ya. Feel better soon!