I am not dead

Yet.   Close though.

See, I have this incredibly annoying medical condition.  When I am under extreme stress, I get physically sick.  Its a very rare condition called jillisfuckingcrazy-itis.  I’m currently accepting donations to aid in finding a cure.

Anywho, I promise EXCITING CONTENT* will be here in just a few short days!  EXCITING!  CONTENT!

*exciting content is defined by the webmaster as paint pictures of Jesus.

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