Cheers to Ben & Jill
Okay, there are a few things I think everyone should know about Liz from It’s Unbeweavable. One, she’s gorgeous. Two, she’s hilarious. Three, she has the greatest taste in shoes ever. I have loved Liz since I first began reading her blog many moons ago. She is so warm and her blog always makes me feel good. And she is my hair-spiration. Don’t tell Ben, but I am totally going to marry her.
Also, don’t forget to comment in order to be entered into the drawing for my super awesome giveaway. Its totally better than socks. Or a hat. Or testicle warmers.
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Hold that thought. I have to take a Xanax. BRB.
Ok. And yum, wine. So real quick let’s do the intro’s…I’m Liz from It’s Unbeweavable, Jill is one of the prettiest people that lil jokester Jesus ever created and I’m super honored to be guest posting here today…because…it’s BEN AND JILL’S ONE YEAR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!! One year ago today they swore off sex with strangers, Jill took a lot of Xanax (hello, that’s why we’re like SOULMATES), and Ben became the luckiest man ever!
Bet you didn’t know that Jill and I are getting married too. Ha. Just sayin. Do I sound extra super creepy? Like we’ve moved past girl crush I want to wear a Jill suit creepy? K, good.
So while they are off doing the dirty dirty and staring into each others eyes, I get to violate her site for the day! I should warn you that I am not going to have any fun Microsoft paint pictures for you though, just apologizing in advance, I know what you people come here for. I’m going to keep it short and sweet as I’m sure Jesus himself has many surprises for us all on this blessed, blessed day. Maybe Jesus is bringing cupcakes to the party? Jesus?
I planned to do a vlog, in honor of the one Jill did for me. But I’m sick and I look like a human bobble-head on camera, so pass. I need to work on keeping my head stationary when I speak, it’s so awkward. But I digress.
Tonight I plan to celebrate Jill and Ben’s year of wedded bliss by drinking an entire bottle of Firefly, practice making Jill’s uber “I am too cool for you” face in the mirror and petting my hair and pretending it’s hers.
Let’s all raise our glasses (or bottles) to Jill and Ben…Happy Anniversary you crazy kids! Don’t go gettin preggers!! Outlast Spencer and Heidi! And most importantly, may you not have to wear masks on your vacation.
Love,
Liz
How are YOU going to celebrate? Think of all that Jill has done for us…
1. Congratulations and I love you. BEN you too.
2. “SURPRISINGLY APPROPRIATE” omg that’s a first.
3. You’re gorgeous.
ok i know this is someone else’s blog but i will have to start off by saying i definitely agree that 1. Liz is gorgeous, 2. shes hilarious, and 3. great fabulous awesome taste in shoes …i have to add a 4. has one of the best blogs ever!
ok…. so HAPPY WEDDING ANNIVERSARY BEN AND JILL!!! its baby making time with…the possibilities of making babies or not. yay! since its a night of celebration i too might have to open a bottle of somethingsomething and celebrate! i had plans on r*ping my husband in your honor- is that bad to say? ! ok molest sounds nicer? did someone just call chris hansen?
i think i should end it here!! happy Anniversary you crazy couple!
LOLOLOL Omg kelly’s comment almost made me choke on my Starbucks instant coffee sample – FO SHIZ!
Yes – Liz is all those things and so is the fabulous Kelly – luv them both.
Congrats on your 1 yr anny Jill – much love to you (also gorgeous btw) & the hubs!!
XOXO
Amy
This is my introduction of you, from Liz’s blog. Happy 1 year! Nice to meet ya!
And Liz, girl, you should know better! Jesus doesn’t bring measly cupcakes, he brings huge red velvet cakes! LOL!!
It’s 3 AM here and I almost cracked open some bubbly to toast this blessed union. I wonder what you two crazy kids are doing at this exact moment? Something dirty I hope! Congratulations on your anniversary and for picking such a kick arse guest poster. Oh, and the jello pit is waiting for you my dear…
Hi Liz
Thanks for the fun post.
I hope you feel better soon!
Love & Best Wishes,
RKCharron
xoxo
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. this is awesome.
haha.
leave it to liz to include speidi in a wedding commemoration blog postage.
happy anniversary lovie! and ben! i hope you’re sexin it up right nowwww!
Wow… this is one of the best engagement stories I’ve ever heard!! haha! Well I’m glad it all worked out, and sometimes men need a little something to push them!
Happy Anniversary! Just remember you’ve lasted longer than most celebrity marriages and that is reason alone to celebrate
one year of wedding bliss? so it IS possible! haha.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY JILL AND BEN!!! here’s to (with raised bottle in hand) many more years of love, happiness and good sex! bomchickawowow!
and to my favorite liz…fuckin love you. kthxbai.
What a fantastic guest post…
I did expect more, Liz
i’m going to celebrate by making a human sacrifice* to jesus. what? no? ok, fine! cheers to the happy couple and ben too! may all your dreams come true!
*just a hobo. jeepers.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BEN AND JILL!!
Congrats on 1 year!
Yay! Congrats Jill & Ben you wacky lovey love birds!
Hope you’re doing it all sorts of crazy and great ways! Yippee!
Happy Anniversary Jill and Ben!! I love reasons to celebrate. I think I shall drink some wine…again. Coming home has increased my wine consumption exponentially.
Happy Anniversary Jill and Ben!
I heart Lizzy – and you both have fabulous hair.
Tonight to celebrate, I shall double my dosage of Dayquil and eat some cheesecake, just for fun
Hope you’re having a fabulous vacay!
Well this is special! Happy Anniversary, Jill + Ben!
happy anniversary you crazy kids!!! may i get so drunk tonight (in your honor, obvi) that i will not be able comment due to the equation.
Love this! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to them!!!!
Gawd, I love you both for being so funny and real! Congrats to Jill and Ben on your wedding anniversary! I am celebrating now with a little chocolate mousse and a hot bubble bath later.
Happy Anniversary!! I hope you’re making us all proud with some good lovin’ all. night. long.
And Liz… goddamn, you crack me up!! If only I could write such witty prose…
Awwww! Happy Anniversary!
I remember those days. When you were still all in love and stuff. Ok, maybe I meant lovely dovey. Maybe not. Good luck. *pout*
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