Comments on: becky is so good at back rubs that if jesus were to give back rubs he would have to take lessons from becky because she’s better than jesus at back rubs http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/10/becky-is-so-good-at-back-rubs-that-if-jesus-were-to-give-back-rubs-he-would-have-to-take-lessons-from-becky-because-shes-better-than-jesus-at-back-rubs/ Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:53:35 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 hourly 1 By: Brooke http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/10/becky-is-so-good-at-back-rubs-that-if-jesus-were-to-give-back-rubs-he-would-have-to-take-lessons-from-becky-because-shes-better-than-jesus-at-back-rubs/comment-page-1/#comment-3099 Brooke Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:19:40 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=684#comment-3099 I love back rubs too, but I am NEVER buying my fiance massage oil. Thanks for the cautionary tale ;) I love back rubs too, but I am NEVER buying my fiance massage oil. Thanks for the cautionary tale ;)

]]> By: siovhan http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/10/becky-is-so-good-at-back-rubs-that-if-jesus-were-to-give-back-rubs-he-would-have-to-take-lessons-from-becky-because-shes-better-than-jesus-at-back-rubs/comment-page-1/#comment-3089 siovhan Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:46:17 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=684#comment-3089 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. oh. freaking. my. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
oh. freaking. my.

]]> By: Elizabeth Marie http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/10/becky-is-so-good-at-back-rubs-that-if-jesus-were-to-give-back-rubs-he-would-have-to-take-lessons-from-becky-because-shes-better-than-jesus-at-back-rubs/comment-page-1/#comment-3043 Elizabeth Marie Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:30:29 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=684#comment-3043 Note to self-The new bf will never receive massage oil. Becky, you are a gift from Jesus. Note to self-The new bf will never receive massage oil.

Becky, you are a gift from Jesus.

]]> By: Kellie http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/10/becky-is-so-good-at-back-rubs-that-if-jesus-were-to-give-back-rubs-he-would-have-to-take-lessons-from-becky-because-shes-better-than-jesus-at-back-rubs/comment-page-1/#comment-3042 Kellie Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:28:40 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=684#comment-3042 Um yeah. Me + anal = not gonna happen unless severly intoxicated and well lubed. And even then I don't think I'd let it happen. The few times I've allowed this to happen have always been cut short due to the pain. I think it's better to leave it as an exit only in my book. :) Um yeah. Me + anal = not gonna happen unless severly intoxicated and well lubed. And even then I don’t think I’d let it happen. The few times I’ve allowed this to happen have always been cut short due to the pain. I think it’s better to leave it as an exit only in my book. :)

]]> By: violet http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/10/becky-is-so-good-at-back-rubs-that-if-jesus-were-to-give-back-rubs-he-would-have-to-take-lessons-from-becky-because-shes-better-than-jesus-at-back-rubs/comment-page-1/#comment-3041 violet Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:25:51 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=684#comment-3041 What a lucky little boy. I know ALL men would love constant back door action! What a lucky little boy. I know ALL men would love constant back door action!

]]> By: mylittlebecky http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/10/becky-is-so-good-at-back-rubs-that-if-jesus-were-to-give-back-rubs-he-would-have-to-take-lessons-from-becky-because-shes-better-than-jesus-at-back-rubs/comment-page-1/#comment-3039 mylittlebecky Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:10:59 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=684#comment-3039 moooog- you just never know how he'll react... rkc- oh, you and your flattery! mt- those men and their buttz mj- suuuure it was a mistake. *eyeroll* jag- we really bonded that night. lust- you=my hero! ll- yikes, indeed! asg- well, if everyone’s like a little… relaxed? nik- *files away for later* cj- those boys are sneaky and persistent at the same time! alyx- for reals and for trues. I’m pretty sure :) moooog- you just never know how he’ll react…

rkc- oh, you and your flattery!

mt- those men and their buttz

mj- suuuure it was a mistake. *eyeroll*

jag- we really bonded that night.

lust- you=my hero!

ll- yikes, indeed!

asg- well, if everyone’s like a little… relaxed?

nik- *files away for later*

cj- those boys are sneaky and persistent at the same time!

alyx- for reals and for trues. I’m pretty sure :)

]]> By: Alyxherself http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/10/becky-is-so-good-at-back-rubs-that-if-jesus-were-to-give-back-rubs-he-would-have-to-take-lessons-from-becky-because-shes-better-than-jesus-at-back-rubs/comment-page-1/#comment-3036 Alyxherself Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:51:25 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=684#comment-3036 @lusty-she mentioned the bisque. Yeah...tonues are soft, fingers are @lusty-she mentioned the bisque. wieners are too big for that imeo. but that is my opinion, and you know what they say about opinions; they're just like assholes, everyones got one, and they all stink. sorry, couldn't resist. @lusty-she mentioned the bisque.

Yeah…tonues are soft, fingers are

@lusty-she mentioned the bisque.

wieners are too big for that imeo. but that is my opinion, and you know what they say about opinions; they’re just like assholes, everyones got one, and they all stink.

sorry, couldn’t resist.

]]> By: Carissajaded http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/10/becky-is-so-good-at-back-rubs-that-if-jesus-were-to-give-back-rubs-he-would-have-to-take-lessons-from-becky-because-shes-better-than-jesus-at-back-rubs/comment-page-1/#comment-3034 Carissajaded Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:17:51 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=684#comment-3034 Okkk.. I haven't had much back door experience, but at least now I know to run at the sight of massage oils. And to hide the ones I have the next time a boy comes over... Okkk.. I haven’t had much back door experience, but at least now I know to run at the sight of massage oils. And to hide the ones I have the next time a boy comes over…

]]> By: Nikki http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/10/becky-is-so-good-at-back-rubs-that-if-jesus-were-to-give-back-rubs-he-would-have-to-take-lessons-from-becky-because-shes-better-than-jesus-at-back-rubs/comment-page-1/#comment-3033 Nikki Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:21:53 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=684#comment-3033 Oh nooes! You have to be very careful with oil. For instance, a man should not place a hand on an oily back for support. This will result in the hand sliding off the back, in a donkey punch fashion, and falling on top of you and severely injuring the receiver of said rub. It didn't warn me on the label. Oh nooes! You have to be very careful with oil. For instance, a man should not place a hand on an oily back for support. This will result in the hand sliding off the back, in a donkey punch fashion, and falling on top of you and severely injuring the receiver of said rub. It didn’t warn me on the label.

]]> By: A Super Girl http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/10/becky-is-so-good-at-back-rubs-that-if-jesus-were-to-give-back-rubs-he-would-have-to-take-lessons-from-becky-because-shes-better-than-jesus-at-back-rubs/comment-page-1/#comment-3032 A Super Girl Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:43:04 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=684#comment-3032 The sex of this particular variety is off limits in my world. That is an exit only zone if you ask me. But maybe I'm behind the times?! Ha. Behind. Apparently, I'm 12. The sex of this particular variety is off limits in my world. That is an exit only zone if you ask me.

But maybe I’m behind the times?!

Ha. Behind.

Apparently, I’m 12.

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