Have You Ever Wondered What Celebrity’s Breasts Look Most Like Your’s? Me Too!
So, here’s the thing, I do weird shit. Like all the time. Weird stuff, constantly. You will find an example of this below.
Ben’s job has him traveling four days out of the week, so I’ve kind of got a lot of time on my hands. Also? I have a crazy anxiety disorder that wakes me up every night without fail. Leaving me with a dilemma, what to do between the hours between 1:00am and 3:00am…
When Ben is home, and I wake up in the middle of the night, I wake him up too. And then I tell him long and rambling stories about whatever dream I was having before I woke up. For example last night I woke up, and shared this gem:
Oh man, I was having this totally weird dream where I was in this car. But then is wasn’t a car because it was made out of wood. And my aunt was cheating on Bob with this guy that looked *exactly* like Bob. And I found out because my car told me. So then I was so angry that I threw this brand new dress I had just bought on the pavement. Ben, are you listening? Ben? Oh good, I thought you fell asleep. So, then I had to go to a wedding, but my dress was ruined. Oh, and Evan was in the hospital, but she was okay. She had like a parasite or something, but in my dream it wasn’t a big deal. And then I woke up.
Don’t you wish you were married to me? That Ben is one lucky man.
So, all those nights that Ben is “traveling for work” (or stalking hookers, no one knows for sure) I have to find other ways to quell the voices in my head. This brings me to my confession. Guys, I have an addiction. To Xanax. But also, to the My Heritage Celebrity Look-alike feature. Its unhealthy. In addition to running millions my own pictures through the search, I also like to run my friend’s photos. Then I send my friends long, and probably scary, emails detailing which celebrity My Heritage thinks they look like, and whether or not I agree. Strangely enough, no one ever responds to these emails. Huh.
Occasionally in these emails I’ll share ideas of ways to improve the My Heritage Celebrity Look-alike search. Like, wouldn’t it be awesome if there was one of the options was to upload pictures of your tits and you could find out who your celebrity breast twin is? GENIUS! I think mine would be Frankie Muniz. Get it? Because I have petite breasts. OR what it you could upload pictures of your boyfriend/husband/mailman and find out which Ninja Turtle he has the most in common with? My life is sad, huh?
Anywho, here are the results of some of my more recent searches. Now please get thee to My Heritage and tell me what celebrity you look like (leave a comment, send me an email, post it on your blog, whatever. We’ll be united in our celebrity-obsessed-self-absorption. Validate me?).
Narcissism, more fun than you might think! <- My slogan for narcissism.
I win! I’m the first person to comment on your post!
I would like to say that I do NOT spend my time away stalking hookers. Really. I dont stalk them. I just like to follow them to make everywhere they go.
My celebrity look-alike comes up as David Hasselhoff. Wow, I am lucky to have been created in the image of the Hoff.
woot. second after ben-the-hooker-stalker.
i’m just going to start calling you natalie.
and you may call me julia stiles. apparently.
Ah, My Heritage… I had some great matches, but I shan’t share them here! (Not done it in a year or two either!)
Laetitia Casta eh… Maybe that would explain why I find you so attractive. She was one of my biggest crushes back when I was 16-18ish. Hell, she still is — her younger self of course, not what she looks like today.
God, she was so beautiful. As is Imbruglia…!
Can you really look 74% like Lucille Ball and 73% like Sophia Loren simultaneously? Might as well through Frankie in there, too.
And the breast thing? Isn’t that what they do at Plastic Surgeon offices? “Give me the size of celebrity X and the pertness of celebrity Y”?
I did this once and all the look-a-likes were male. And I do NOT look like a boy!!! I’ve never gone back out of spite.
what the…you weren’t kidding about doing a lot of them…ehhhhh heh heh hehhhh
there’s a mother effing site called “jib jab” i think, where you can put your face and your friends’ faces on people’s bodies and then the people dance around or act out movies. it’s SO EFFING FUNNY. i think maybe you’d like it
Oh wow. I must do that. NOW.
How about this. You put the celebrity picture and it gives you regular SINGLE people who look like that celebrity!! I could make millions.
HAHAHA, and i have been doing stupid facebook quizzes in the middle of the night when i could be doing this? does my heritage know you arent asian? other than that they are relatively on point! you should totally contact them about the boobie thing, hilarious!
I’ve never heard of this before, apparently I live under a rock, it’s cold here by the way….this looks way fun. Totes a dumb question but I’ll ask it anyway….how do the percentages not add up to 100?
Um, how did I miss so many posts???
Box post – I die.
Jill vs. Jackie – I die.
Things you said outloud – I die.
Oh and your dream…I must confess, on more than one ocassion mind you, I dreamt I made out with my husband S…actually a guy that looked just like him – I think it was his clone – either way I *knew* it wasn’t him…but I figured it wasn’t cheating since he was his clone. Long story short, I totes understand why your aunt did that.
So I tried the look alike thing and it didn’t work for me. CURSE YOU SLOW COMPUTER!!!
Also? I gave you an award on my blog
I will do this tonight when insomnia ensues after a xan and some sangria.
In addition? Do you love still? I miss you.
So jealous. I love Laetitia Casta. You’re gorgeous! Is there a reason you aren’t smiling in any of those pictures? I’m just curious…
The results I get from that site are insane. Like seriously, INSANE. So I will not reveal the results unless you tempt me with bourbon and french fries. And maybe nachos.
I do similar things a lot too. So far only quizzes though, and that celebrity lookalike application in facebook. Every single thing seems to point out that I looklikt Tila Tequila. Those stupid junks.LOL.
I should try this out too.
It seems that Laetitia Casta and Natalie Imbruglia are the big winners. You look like them in every shot except 1. I’ve been having weird dreams too, but I’ve been also emailing them home to my mom. It lead to one exchange that I’m pretty sure my website is not quite prepared for. hahaha.
Umm… when you said you were addicted to these things I thought that maybe you had done it like, twice. hahaha you are amazing! I don’t think I’ve EVER done one of these! It would probably tell me I look like Danni Devito. haha
P.s. Your Hubs wins for best comment.
When you DO find that site, make sure you post pics.
I’ve always wanted to see Greta Garbo’s love melons.
True story.
laetitia and natalie are stalking you. i did this a while back and kept getting whatsherface from million dollar baby.
Natalie Imbruglia shows up a lot on your lists. I find you much less annoying than Natalie Imbruglia. Like, not once have I wanted to punch you in the throat.
Hmmm…I don’t think this sounds quite like the compliment I meant it to sound like. But I’m too stupid NOT to press submit.
i’ve done SO many of these! and NObody cared. now, i can send them to you… you’re still alive aren’t you?
ps almost every morning i say to chuck: i had the weirdest dream last night. to which he replys, “you always have the ‘weirdest dreams.’” and then i say, “are you gonna talk, or are you gonna listen?” and then i punch him for giving me lip.
I discovered this a few years ago and spent a whole afternoon doing it at work…yeah I earned my paycheck that day! I remember I was told I looked the most like Kate Beckinsale…woot woot! I also remember my buddy (a dude) has some chick as one of his matches. I felt bad for the kid.
I have to go with Sophia Lauren. You’ve got those smoldering eyes, fo sho!
I will do it IF you load one with you SMILING!!! nnnkay?
Those are my terms 
Oh and I totally do that to my hubby too. Almost nightly.
One of my photos came up with a 62% likenes with Prince William. HOT.
YES! YOU ARE MY WIFE’S ID TWIN!! As I read along, I thought my wife (BigMamaCass) was wacked out-of-her-mind but now I see that there are more of you – probably everywhere! AAAARRRRRRGGHHH! Good luck getting a decent night’s sleep gentlemen!
I didn’t do the celb thing but I’m sure it would be Brad Pitt, Antonio Banderas, Matthew McConewho or some other homely looking celeb like that;)
HAHAHAHAHA!!! You are such a dweeb babe! lol
I did this a long time ago and couldn’t remember anyone they compared me to except for Rachel Bilson so I did it again and it said I have no celebrity matches. I’m going to beat My Heritage up. That is so wrong!!!
Ok, well obviously the 5th one down is totally wrong and on crack, because Natalie Imbruglia isn’t even in it! So it got you WRONG!
Now sing for me, dammit. SING!
At least Ben listens to your dreams. I have crazy ones too–the latest batch includes lesbian kisses. But last night I dreamt I was riding my 9-year-old brothers bike, when a bee landed on my hand, and almost stung me, and then the brakes didn’t work, they twisted off the handlebars and I wiped out and ripped one of the tires on the bike. And then magically I was in a different city. Mine don’t make any sense either, but I still want people to listen dammit!
I think your slogan should be “Narcissism, more fun than *I* might think!” because really, who else matters?
It wants me to sign up and I’m too lazy. Let’s just assume it’s a bunch of ladies who’d make me feel terrible about being put next to them.
P.S. Your pictures are hilarious. And also all the same. Except sometimes your bangs are more swooshy.
Oh my god!! I love My Heritage….well, LOVED it…Until I got Roseanne Barr in my results…ROSEANNE FUCKING BARR!!! People tell me I look like Reese Witherspoon….so i’m sticking with that!
lol that is too funny! poor ben! hahaha
xxx
can’t believe how many celebrity look alike thingies you did!
you made me laugh – thanks
They are all wrong. It’s Marlo Thomas!
http://www.bkmarcus.com/blog/images/TV/thatgirl/MarloThomas.gif
I got Cher. What the crap. Now I’m depressed.
I’m keeping you away from the hubs. He loves him some Elisha! I am a total insomniac. Hit me up in the wee hours. I’ll prob be online, much to the hubs annoyance. It’s his mission in life to try to get me to sleep through the night. Ah ha
Hello Laetitia-Nataliej clone, thanks for alerting me to My Heritage. Now I too can spend countless hours trying to figure out who I look like, while the husband wines that he is hungry and wants food
Hilarious how every photo of you will get a different result though. Jessica Simpson? Who would have known!
coca cola literally just streamed out of my nose as I kept scrolling down lol
I cannot believe that thing said you look like Jessica Simpson. NO, NO, NO, NO!
I also can’t believe how many tests you did. I think the number count is more hilarious than the people you supposedly look like…
Ahhh, your blog never fails to make me laugh…
heehee…you continue to make me laugh!
Sophia Loren is a good one!! Be proud~
sooooooooooooooooooo you’re gorgeous. rub. it. in.
haha.
so are you going to come to DC for lilu and maxie’s wedding or what? i know you want to meet me!
It kept saying Winona Ryder, Janeane Garolfalo, Dakota Fanning, Christina Ricci, Drew Barrymore and Alyssa Milano…mmmmmm, milano cookies….anyhoo, and the strange ones were Condoleezza Rice, some Asian actresses I never heard of and…(Lil’) Bow Wow?
Holy cow, you had a ton of fun with this huh?
I do see Laetitia Casta in you.
P.S LOL…glad to hear the bagel pic got u to microwave soup and toast!
Oh dude, I just did it and I’m pretty much wetting myself as the my most matched was Jessica Alba. If only.
Well, of course you look like these celebs–you’re beautiful! Do you think you have all of these followers because you’re gross?
(Of course not!) I’m going to have to try this too! Love ya, pretty pilgrim! <3
I see Elisha Cuthbert times 1000. Lucky you!
Posts like this are a seriously perfect way to assist me in English, but I think I got the understanding, Thank you again
I like it! I like it a lot.
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