Comments on: Who Knew There Was Such A Large Market For Smurf Porn? http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/08/who-knew-there-was-such-a-large-market-for-smurf-porn/ Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:07:32 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 hourly 1 By: amy http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/08/who-knew-there-was-such-a-large-market-for-smurf-porn/comment-page-1/#comment-2562 amy Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:47:18 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=476#comment-2562 OK, when Papa Smurf walked up I lost my shit. I too was expecting cartoons. NOT blue humans. Surpriiiiiiiise! OK, when Papa Smurf walked up I lost my shit. I too was expecting cartoons. NOT blue humans. Surpriiiiiiiise!

]]> By: Organic Meatbag http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/08/who-knew-there-was-such-a-large-market-for-smurf-porn/comment-page-1/#comment-2509 Organic Meatbag Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:42:10 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=476#comment-2509 I'm still waiting for ALF porn... you know that his alien cock is going into something! I’m still waiting for ALF porn… you know that his alien cock is going into something!

]]> By: Rini http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/08/who-knew-there-was-such-a-large-market-for-smurf-porn/comment-page-1/#comment-2488 Rini Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:07:09 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=476#comment-2488 um... WOW. ... had no clue there was live action smurf porn... but I did know about toon porn.. a lot of it is incest... only admitting to know this through ads on other, non-toon sites... um… WOW.

… had no clue there was live action smurf porn… but I did know about toon porn.. a lot of it is incest… only admitting to know this through ads on other, non-toon sites…

]]> By: TheCelticStorm http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/08/who-knew-there-was-such-a-large-market-for-smurf-porn/comment-page-1/#comment-2477 TheCelticStorm Sat, 29 Aug 2009 15:04:02 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=476#comment-2477 Quick story. I worked in Harrisburg, PA during the week and was only home in Pittsburgh on the weekends. My Project Manager let me take a rare Friday off after I had moved in with my best friend. When I got home, he was at work, but all over the living room was enough porn DVD's to outfit the U.S. Army fighting in Iraq, for at least a year. Some of it was "normal", some bizarre, some I won't even begin to describe because I fear the F.B.I. or some shit would show up at my door to question me about "interspecies erotica". BAM! Clerks 2 reference. Quick story. I worked in Harrisburg, PA during the week and was only home in Pittsburgh on the weekends. My Project Manager let me take a rare Friday off after I had moved in with my best friend. When I got home, he was at work, but all over the living room was enough porn DVD’s to outfit the U.S. Army fighting in Iraq, for at least a year. Some of it was “normal”, some bizarre, some I won’t even begin to describe because I fear the F.B.I. or some shit would show up at my door to question me about “interspecies erotica”. BAM! Clerks 2 reference.

]]> By: Cass http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/08/who-knew-there-was-such-a-large-market-for-smurf-porn/comment-page-1/#comment-2475 Cass Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:50:21 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=476#comment-2475 Oh dear god that is HILARIOUS!! How did you ever talk to each other again?!?! Wow. Oh dear god that is HILARIOUS!! How did you ever talk to each other again?!?! Wow.

]]> By: Jen http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/08/who-knew-there-was-such-a-large-market-for-smurf-porn/comment-page-1/#comment-2462 Jen Fri, 28 Aug 2009 23:18:21 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=476#comment-2462 Holy crap. And I thought it was awkward to be using the computer when you hear the rapid "ee-ee-eee" of the horrible futon that's seperated from your head by a mere half-inch of pretend-wall....and have to sneak around the none-door-having room....and man....that's ....whoa. I mean. Wow. If you have any stuffed animals....keep them under lock-and-key! Holy crap. And I thought it was awkward to be using the computer when you hear the rapid “ee-ee-eee” of the horrible futon that’s seperated from your head by a mere half-inch of pretend-wall….and have to sneak around the none-door-having room….and man….that’s ….whoa. I mean. Wow. If you have any stuffed animals….keep them under lock-and-key!

]]> By: HardlyHearsHimself http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/08/who-knew-there-was-such-a-large-market-for-smurf-porn/comment-page-1/#comment-2460 HardlyHearsHimself Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:03:33 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=476#comment-2460 Also? I did not know that smurfs were spanish. Also? I did not know that smurfs were spanish.

]]> By: HardlyHearsHimself http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/08/who-knew-there-was-such-a-large-market-for-smurf-porn/comment-page-1/#comment-2459 HardlyHearsHimself Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:01:06 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=476#comment-2459 If it were Hentai I guess I would understand. But really? Smurfs? And lawl at the live action. That's like the Warcraft porn that was released recently. Don't ask me why I know about these things. If it were Hentai I guess I would understand. But really? Smurfs? And lawl at the live action. That’s like the Warcraft porn that was released recently. Don’t ask me why I know about these things.

]]> By: Kristin http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/08/who-knew-there-was-such-a-large-market-for-smurf-porn/comment-page-1/#comment-2458 Kristin Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:43:53 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=476#comment-2458 I still have no words, so I will just say in my girliest voice. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I still have no words, so I will just say in my girliest voice. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

]]> By: Katie http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/08/who-knew-there-was-such-a-large-market-for-smurf-porn/comment-page-1/#comment-2457 Katie Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:31:06 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=476#comment-2457 Please enjoy this cartoon music video. Lick my ass, bitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_qtZszMzoI&feature=fvw Please enjoy this cartoon music video.

Lick my ass, bitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_qtZszMzoI&feature=fvw

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