Most Humiliating Post Ever, Also Come Look At What I Did
Today? Well, today I vlog. And it is fucking scary. Are you scared? Be scared.
So here’s the deal, before you watch this I want to explain the end of this video.
I love my husband very much, and I would like it if he would continue to be attracted to me and stuff. And you know what I think he might find unsexy? Me, in front of a tripod, talking to myself about tranny hookers. So, when I was getting ready to shoot the vlog I told him he had to leave the house, for the good of our marriage. So, he did. BUT, then he came back early! NOT COOL! So, at the end of the video? When I go all deer-in-the-headlights? That’s because he walked in on me shooting a video about tranny hookers for my Internet friends. I couldn’t look him in the eye the rest of the day. I hope you understand, the fact that I left that part in there? Proof that I love you.
Now go over to Its Unbeweavable and read my super awesome tranny hooker post. And someone? Please shoot me. I think I’m too awkward to go on any longer.
Ten bucks says your husband came in yelling, “She has a lisp! She has a lisp!”
Nice editing.
Ha, I love that ending! It was hilarious. And to me it doesn’t sound like you have a lisp. I’m off to read your hooker post now…
Damn! This is when I hate my employer for going all Big Brother on us and ramping up the security measures on our computers.
In other words, sigghhh, I can’t watch this video until I get home. Grrrr….
Fucking LOVE you. Awkwardness, and everything. MWAH!
I promise I didn’t fast forward to the end to see the deer in the headlights.
Okay, I did. But I watched the whole thing afterwards! I swear!
(You owe me a new keyboard. Mine is now covered in coffeee.)
I watched that video sooo many times it’s officially creepy.
Thank you for visiting my lil spot of the internet. You’re a giver!! I LOVE YOU!
Hahaha….I’ll totally print out the post and bring it with me everywhere I go. It’s an important lesson that needs to be taught. Also, you’re so pretty!
You are so funny, I nearly peed watching the video. As I wrote on Liz’s blog, I think you channel Pam from The Office, but like, 100% funnier, if that’s even possible. Your facial expressions are fantastic & you are a pro at delivering hysterical lines w/o laughing. Love your guest post, love your interview, am now a fan of your blog!
You feeling awkward made me feel awkward, but that ending was perfect haha.
Your video is reminiscent of me attempting to leave voicemails. Can’t…stop…talking… Loving it – and the face after being busted.
Nosy question – what is the eyeshadow you’re wearing. It’s fantastic!
love your outfit, super adorable! i think you’re so beautiful! looking forward to reading your post about tranny hookers! the ending is perfect!
I didn’t actually think you had a lisp, but after mentioning it now I think you do. Grats.
Your facial expressions are pro. I think I’m going to masturbate to this in a few minutes. Just woke up, so I need to have my coffee or I’m liable to fall back asleep midway.
Also I think I’m going to record a vlog tonight, just so you feel less awkward.
ok seriously, there goes my plan to look like a tranny hooker on friday. maybe i’ll wear a name tag that says tranny hooker? then you’ll know how to find me.
and talking about being awkward? story of my life. i heart this vlog. =)
It only sounds like you have a lisp when you say the word lisp. In fact everyone kind of has a lisp when they say that word.
you realize this means i expect a vlog for when you do me? don’t you? this is the best video ever i’m going to take the last seconds and marry them. we’ll have a beautiful life together. and matching leg warmers.
chuck tells me i have a lisp because i, apparently, say my esess very oddly. lisp twins!
Hilarious. Deer in headlights and quietly trying to pretend you aren’t talking to the camera. Next time, perhaps putting clothes on the tripod, and maybe a hat, would deter your Husband from knowing it’s a camera…”Oh, who’s this? A new friend?” Your reply: “Yes….”
You know, I’m not even two minutes in, and I’m a little bit in love with you and your prettiness and your awkwardness. (I have had similar problems with previous attempts at vlogs, but I try to edit it out. *jumpcut!* Not that it works very well.) Also, you remind me of the actress Rose Byrne, who I adore, physically and awkwardly. It was the best ending to a vlog I’ve seen, too.
Isn’t the word for people that have trouble saying s’s the worst? I mean come on now! Even people who don’t have a lisp sound like they do when they say lisp. Horrible!
So I found you from Liz who is totally rad, and you are freaking adorable! Love it!
moooog- you caught me.
Taylor- I love you.
Hannah- FRIDAY! That is all.
Faith- Love you back.
LiLu- I will reimburse you for your keyboard on FRIDAY.
LIZ!!!!!! Thank you so much for letting me violate your blog! LOVE YOU!
Brooke- You’re so pretty! Also, awesome idea with the leaflet.
Beauty- If I move to Hollywood to take over as Pam from The Office can I crash on your couch?
Timoteo- I get awkward for other people too, so I feel your pain.
Vicky- Thank you!! Its Makeup Forver in #17 (I think, the number has worn off, but its a medium brown from Sephora).
Pretty- thank you so much!!! I hope you dug the tranny post!
Asif- Is your vlog going to be about masturbating? Because I have a feeling it might be…
emrlds- I thought we were wearing matching sandwich boards?! FRIDAY!
Maxie- Dude, that is so true. Now I’m alone in my apartment trying to say the word lisp without a lisp, impossible.
BECKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- I am so doing a vlog for my guest post on your site! It shall be glorious.
Summer- You are a GENIUS. Totally doing that next time.
Annie- Thank you so much! That is a huge compliment! I love Rose Byrne!
Kellie- Thank you so much!! And yes, lisp is an evil word.
I think that’s hilarious, and nothing to be embarassed of
You’re pretty!:) It’s not like you still rub your eyes from waking up so soon and with hair messy and oversized shirt doing a vlog.
Oh wait, that’s me ;P
Okay, sooo I kept hearing all about this Jill Pilgrim blog all over 20SB and I finally decided it was time to check it out.
I just watched your video… and I LOVED it. haha! I coveted your sweater throughout the entire thing. Annnnnnnd I probably wouldn’t have been that composed if my Hubs came in. haha!!
ohmygod could you be any fucking cuter? look at you in your sassy little outfit. shit, now im even more nervous for friday. im going to tweet with jesus and see what he tells me to do.
Andhari- Hahaha- I must see this vlog you speak of! Also? Thanks!
Shop Girl- Dude, I am so glad you came to check me out!! Thanks!! And, yeah, that is definitely one of my favorite cardigans. Love some Ralph.
brookem- Don’t be nervous!! I am not at all cool and/or scary! But, yes, I would definitely tweet Jesus just to be safe. FRIDAY!
So funny/adorable at the end when it seemed like you felt you got “caught” doing something inappropriate..like JillPornCam or something.
Also-awkward is Thanksgiving in the white ghetto in Pinellas Park. b’leeve dat. If you are awkward everything should be.
Hahahahaha, i love this, jill!!!! ok, i did a vlog once too, but mine is way more awkward bc i started talking and 1) totally had a lisp 2) you could barely hear me. So instead, i scrapped all of that & decided to make signs to convey my message. In hindsight, i look ridiculous bc you can hear me shuffling papers and playing w balloons yet I don’t speak at all. SIGH. FAIL. No vlogs since….
http://blisslist.typepad.com/blisslist/2008/10/adieu-october-1.html
great tranny post too. love it, as always!!! more vlogs, yes please!
fyi, if i could carry you around in my pocket and pull you out when i need a giggle or a drinkin’ buddy, i so would. srsly.
Um.
We need to meet today. Get drunk and make awkward Vlogs.
My favorite part? “Back on task.” I’m a teacher, stern talk like that turns me on.
IT WON’T LET ME PLAY IT!!! Stupid firefox… I want to see you moving around like a real girl! I’m going to watch this on Mister’s work computer when he comes home =)
So you think you’re awkward in 4 minutes 30 seconds? Well, our computer kept freezing, so we watched you for about TWENTY minutes. It could only be described as….uncomfortable for us.
I keeed, I keed. I love hearing your voice! It makes me miss you more.
hahaha
Alyx- Hahah, it was exactly like a Jill porn cam! Just less naked!
Liz- You are gorgeous and you do balloon animals? Will you marry me?
Rae- We need to figure out a way to do that.
Katie- You should be coming to Boston tomorrow!! Then we could vlog all over place. AWESOME.
Amy- I am a little stern when need be. Now remove your panties.
Terri- ahahaha, I miss you too!!
Cass- Thanks!
Finally got to watch this and let me just say, this vlog made my freaking day. HILARIOUS.
*snort*
That ending? Smoooooth.
okay, i already love you. it is so funny you told your husband to leave the house…hahahahaha. I LOVED your tranny hooker post.