Its A TMIT Treasure Hunt, A Very Awkward Treasure Hunt
Go and check out Lilu’s site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition. Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information. You do this on Thursday. See how that works?
Fooled you! You thought there was going to be a disgusting and/or embarrassing story complete with inappropriate stick figure drawing, and instead you find this humiliating video. Lame.
Did you notice how the camera just cut me off there at the end? I am so professional.
Anywho head on over to Beck(eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)’s site, and check out my most humiliating moment ever.
I hate the summer, too.
In the winter, if you’re cold…put on a blanket or a coat or a blanket and a coat (if you’re homeless, this combo is the look that works betst).
Summer?
You simply can’t get naked enough. I’ve tried.
On a related note: my neighbors are prudes.
but what about fall in granite state? foliage and the slaughtering of thousands of pumpkins in the name of pies and jack-o-lanerns.
Hahaha! I thoroughly enjoyed your post today. I left a comment over there, but now, I don’t see it…and, I feel awkward leaving another, in case it shows up later. haha. Also, I commend you on your videos. I cringe at the thought of seeing myself on camera. If I posted a video on my site, I would avoid looking at my site until the video was on the 2nd page. So, basically, I would abandon my blog all together.
moooooog- exactly. It is much easier to put on another sweater, than it is to remove your skin.
timoteo- dude, fall is my FAVORITE. Like if fall where a man, I would do really dirty things to him.
Brooke- you are crazy! I demand a vlog! VLOG! VLOG! VLOG! Sorry, I got a little carried away there. What I mean to say is, whatever you’re comfortable with.
I LOVE your vlogs. I definitely don’t think a script is necessary!
And, excellent TMI! I really need to get on that bandwagon one of these days.
yeah, it IS hot outside.
i loved your video!
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You and me = sympatico. (Except for the whole thin vs fat thing…that’s very, very different, of course.) Snow: good! Cool weather: yes! Tights: Fuck yeah…indeed! Stiffling heat, expensive A/C, sweat: Baaaad.
I’m so glad we’re on the same page with all that.
You know what I noticed? We look in the same direction when thinking of what to say on camera. Well, primarily up and to the left. I’ve actually been trying to break the habit so I’m more convincing on camera. “Make LOVE to the camera” etc. Speaking of making love, let’s? ‘Cause god you are so hot.
Also, I write scripts. Well, more like entire screenplays for mine. Even plot out the editing I’m going to do where, and put up notes by my laptop while I’m recording so I remember. How much does a teleprompter cost? Man if I had one of those…
I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m great at removing skin.
What?
Faith- we are basically the same person.
Asif- I also need a teleprompter. And a brain that works faster. We should combine forces and make a super awesome vlog with high quality editing and scripting. It would be kick ass.
LiLu- Hmm, I have a project I need to discuss with you.
Pale, jungle mane girls unite! Damn the man (summer). Save the Empire (winter)!
Umm…sometimes I’m like, oh Jill…she can’t get ANY cooler. And then shit like this happens.
I vote for Vlogging just about everyday. I was in a horrific mood until I saw this. Nothing brightens my day more than one of my favorite people talking about the joys of summer, killing hobo’s and the temperature at which kittens may or may not perish.
Also?
You’re so pretty I want to be really mad at you.
Thanks to the lack of sound at work, I’m going to have to watch this at home. And then someone’s going to bust into the room, see me watching it, and say “What is that? What is that attractive woman doing on the screen? You’re watching pornography, aren’t you? Why don’t you love me anymore?”
And then I’ll have to say “Because your feet stink, that’s why.”
Thank you for planning my evening.
Kristin- Yes! Fist pump!!
Liz- You are like the prettiest lady on the Internet, so if anyone is going to be mad its me.
MJenks- Dude, happens to me all the time. And you’re welcome.
My biggest issue with summer is that my God Damn office keeps it so f-ing cold that I still need to wear jeans and a sweater then when I leave work I’m sweating like a whore in church b/c I’m dressed as if it’s January!
P.S. Love your vlogs like nobody’s business
Summer heat sucks, but I like it that all the animals are in heat and horny.
I’m with you. summer is bullshit.
Oooh goody!! A video – I’ll check it out when I get home tonight as there is no sound here at my high-tech workplace!
Have a great weekend!!
Not much a fan of extreme heat but must confess that I dislike winter even more… rain and snow are hell on my hair. Spring and Fall are heaven. Why can’t it be spring and fall all the time?? : )
I hate summer, too. Except, I live in North Carolina, where it’s summer from like March to October. If I could afford it, I’d move to New England because I love me some harsh, cold winter.
Seriously….SERIOUSLY. You make me die of laughter. I laughed so hard and so loud that I essentially made my poor dog deaf. You may not have animals in your sweltering jungle of an apartment to harm, but guess what, you managed to harm mine….so, brava! LOL, seriously though, besides the really awkward initial cringe I feel my body undergo whenever I see that photo of the Honeymooners groping each other, your V Logs are one of the best things of the blogging world. If I had any clout whatsoever, I would nominate you for the {non-existent} blogging oscars. You’d definitely kick butt!
I just got the addition part of the Spam thing wrong twice. DAMNIT FAIL!
Also? Your vlogs are fantastic. Don’t make out with Asif. Totally not worth it. Just sayin’
Also. I hate summer too. I’d have sex with winter, but summer I wouldn’t even go down on or give pity sex to.
Oh my god, I love you so much it’s retarded. Seriously. This fucking made my long shitty day sooooo much better.
WOW! You DID get cut off there. Classy
LOL I hate summer too. But can’t wait to read your TMIT.
you know why i love summer? BECAUSE IT DOES NOT INVOLVE SHOVELING.
and i work in an air conditioned office. so no worries on the heat, really.
but i still dislike it a teensy bit just because it’s hot and ew.
also, i volunteer to come hold cue cards when you write your script for the next vid-blog.
Yay I hate the summer too!!! It’s all about autumn ….that perfect inbetween! Although Wintery Goodness is quite great too!
And yay for your guest posts!
lol i did my nails while watching ur video.
i needed some entertainment! and blair is
awesome isn’t she! haha xxx
I love your vlogs. So not lame.
LOL @ “not built for summer” I hear ya sister!!!
Oh and I love that your spam protection tests my math skills. Ha, I can leave your blog smarter.
I love you well you do at not laughing. I can see it in your face a few times, you SO wanted to laugh. But you didn’t, so kudos to you!
“this isn’t Oprah” sent me from grinning to chuckling loudly. keep on with the improv, its fun to watch you squirm through it and ramble, that’s what makes it good
Sending love from Florida…where i just shot baskets with my son in 9o degree heat.
are we related? i am pale, i hate summer, sweating makes me gag, should i go on?
and i never thought whacking hobos in the summer might make me feel better. hmmm. food for thought!
oh my gosh. i was in such a foul mood and then i came and saw this.
epic, my dear. completely wonderful.
and in my comment stalking –fall is my favorite too. it’s so fun and has the cutest clothes.
plus, in new england it’s GORGEOUS.
p.s. that entry at becky’s place–hysterical. i can’t believe you grabbed his balls. that’s something i would inadvertently do, then fall, then pass out, then remain fake passed out until the humiliation engulfs me and i die.
Fall please come quickleeeee….
Great weekend doll!
I couldn’t agree more with the summer thing. I was desperately clinging on to summer until it started getting really warm (i.e. it actually turned into a ‘real’ summer). Now I’m cursing every day, while trying not to slip on the puddle of sweat I leave behind (and I NEVER sweat). Oh, and the temptation to kill homeless is huge here, because a) they’re everywhere and b) while trying not to sweat the other day, one of them actually hit on me. So I feel your pain.
P.S. Checked out your TMIT post… I couldn’t stop laughing. OH my, talk about grabbing the wrong handle. Loved the stick drawing as well
Hope you’re having a terrific weekend so far!
dearest jillee,
this is the best thing ever. and THIS time i really, really, reallyreallyreally mean it. for reals. you get the oscar award. in video content related news, guess who got sunburned in MONTANA? rhymes with schmecky.
love, schmecky.
ps hair hat! meee too!
Aw I like summer, but then again I’m in a pool for most of it. I do like fall though, and I HATE the humidity of summer! (Dark, thick hair right here too!)
And i read your thing on Beckeeeeee’s site and just about died of laughter. We all have those moments, and the best part is sharing them and laughing later!
Snow is pretty awesome, but freckles are even more so!
And I would have agreed with you generally speaking that winter is preferable to summer….but after the last frickin three months of gale force winds and constant rain, I’m more than ready for 40 celcius degree weather. Bring it!
Here’s to cooler weather for you folks sooooon
You are so funny! And pretty! I kinda hate you.
“i do well in the winter, i like snow and tights.”
your hair is like wearing a hat!?!?
hilarious.
i loved this