Serenity Now, SERENITY NOW!

This is what I’m doing right now:

Sanding.  Aw, working with my hands is fun!

Still sanding.  Hmm, maybe this manual labor thing isn’t all its cracked up to be.
 
Still fucking sanding this fucking chair.  Cursing the existence of all chairs and sandpaper.
And this is my way of telling you that regularly scheduled posting will be on [...]

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Who Knew There Was Such A Large Market For Smurf Porn?

Go and check out Lilu’s site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition. Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information. You do this on Thursday. See how that works?

Do you live with roommates?  Would you like to make your current living situation unbearably awkward?  Great!  I can help!  Just [...]

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Natural Disasters Are AWESOME

So what did you guys do this weekend?  Okay, enough about you.  Lets talk about me now.
This weekend Ben and I went to a wedding.  A glorious, rainy, wonderful wedding.  You may remember the lovely couple from this post about how Ben is a jerk.  Here is a picture of them to jog your memory.  A [...]

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This? Totally Happened. In Real Life. I Did This.

Want to learn something totally weird about me?  Weirder than the things you already know?  Yeah, I thought so.
You know how a common fear may be something like, the fear of public speaking, or fear of dying, or fear heights?  Well, I actually have all of those too, but none of my more conventional fears [...]

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Its A TMIT Treasure Hunt, A Very Awkward Treasure Hunt

Go and check out Lilu’s site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition. Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information. You do this on Thursday. See how that works?

Fooled you!  You thought there was going to be a disgusting and/or embarrassing story complete with inappropriate stick figure drawing, and [...]

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LIVE FREE OR DIE!!! And Other Stuff About My State of Residence

Hey would you like to know where I live?  For stalking purposes or otherwise?  Well, let me tell you then.  I live in a little state called New Hampshire.  Otherwise known as the LIVE FREE OR DIE state.  No, seriously, that’s our motto.  We’re pretty fucking awesome up here.
New Hampshire enjoys about 3.2 miles of [...]

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Wherein I Prove That Reality TV Is Actually An Elaborate Plan To Keep Me From Murdering The Homeless

Hey, guess what?  I love really bad reality tv.  Like, if more than 50% of the cast has VD, I am totally sold.  Giant fake breasts?  Yes, please.  Bleach blond extensions made from horse hair?  Gigantic, poorly applied false lashes?  Collagen filled lips that look on the verge of busting open?  Yes, yes, yes.  The [...]

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Sir, Please Don’t Put That In My Bum

Go and check out Lilu’s site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition. Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information. You do this on Thursday. See how that works?

 
Let me explain something to you.  You know how yesterday I posted that really embarrassing vlog?  This story is so much [...]

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Most Humiliating Post Ever, Also Come Look At What I Did

Today? Well, today I vlog. And it is fucking scary. Are you scared? Be scared.
So here’s the deal, before you watch this I want to explain the end of this video.
I love my husband very much, and I would like it if he would continue to be attracted to [...]

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A Love Story In Retrospect, Part IV: The One With A Million Photos, And Also Lots Of Xanax

First we met.  Then we dated.  There was a proposal.  And now we come to the wedding. 
So here we are on October 12, 2008.  Its a gorgeous autumn day.  The skies are clear.  The air is crisp.  The bride is on more xanax than medically recommended.  Perfection.
Here’s the thing?  I am a pretty high strung [...]

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