Comments on: TMI Thurday: You Talk Too Much For Someone I Just Want To Have Sex With

By: Jillian

Jillian — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:33:16 +0000

Its okay Asif! Life is worth living!

By: hardlyhearshimself

hardlyhearshimself — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 04:09:11 +0000

Mother of shit, I wish I went to college with you two.

I wish I went to college at all.

MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING AGGJHGHAJSHDAJHLAKJ

By: Elizabeth Marie

Elizabeth Marie — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:18:40 +0000

“defiled” hahaha…love it.

By: Jillian

Jillian — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 14:15:51 +0000

Seb- I’ve often wondered this myself. I’ll find myself on the phone with Evan and suddenly have a sneaking suspicion that her voice is in my head, not on the phone. Weird, huh? But really, Ev is actually my much cooler, much more awesome cousin/favorite person in the world.

Becky- Ev will never steer you wrong! She knows all. Well not all, she still doesn’t know that I posted this story.

By: mylittlebecky

mylittlebecky — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:43:41 +0000

oh, evan. when will you ever steer us wrong? good peen story!

ps i loved your internet love story below, too cute

By: Sebastian

Sebastian — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:07:31 +0000

So Evan isn’t actually an alter-ego of yours or something? She’s a real person?

Or is this the classic ‘this happened to a real close friend of mine…’ ploy?

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:59:44 +0000

I’m gonna get a shirt with her name and “My Hero” on it….

By: Jillian

Jillian — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:51:53 +0000

Dude, so true. I should probably call Ev and tell her I posted this, huh? She’ll be so excited that people are finding joy in her most famous line ever.

By: Sophie

Sophie — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:43:17 +0000

This Evan you speak of should trademark that shit as soon as possible. Absolutely phenomenal.

By: Jillian

Jillian — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:44:29 +0000

::bows::

I really owe it all to Evan and her making-boy-cry skills.

I love you Ev!