Comments on: The Number One Reason You Should Not Put A Used Dildo In Your Mouth http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/07/the-number-one-reason-you-should-not-put-a-used-dildo-in-your-mouth/ Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:18:47 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 hourly 1 By: Pricey http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/07/the-number-one-reason-you-should-not-put-a-used-dildo-in-your-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-1828 Pricey Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:21:46 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=259#comment-1828 I don't know which makes me sadder: the horrific idiocy of drunk college girls or the fact that I have a similar story? I don’t know which makes me sadder: the horrific idiocy of drunk college girls or the fact that I have a similar story?

]]> By: Terri http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/07/the-number-one-reason-you-should-not-put-a-used-dildo-in-your-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-1806 Terri Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:48:41 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=259#comment-1806 Of course it's ok! You know we have few boundaries. Of course it’s ok! You know we have few boundaries.

]]> By: Jillian http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/07/the-number-one-reason-you-should-not-put-a-used-dildo-in-your-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-1799 Jillian Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:26:40 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=259#comment-1799 Phew! As long as you're still a fan! Phew! As long as you’re still a fan!

]]> By: Conor http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/07/the-number-one-reason-you-should-not-put-a-used-dildo-in-your-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-1798 Conor Mon, 20 Jul 2009 00:42:24 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=259#comment-1798 Seriously...not cool. That's atrocious. Sounds like the sort of thing I'd witness, so I'm still a fan of the blog :) Seriously…not cool. That’s atrocious.

Sounds like the sort of thing I’d witness, so I’m still a fan of the blog :)

]]> By: Jillian http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/07/the-number-one-reason-you-should-not-put-a-used-dildo-in-your-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-1795 Jillian Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:29:20 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=259#comment-1795 Sebastian- Her reaction was incredibly underwhelming, either due to a) a love of feces in her mouth, or b) incredible sloppy drunkenness. I'm guessing it was the latter? Probably. Her boyfriend (who was a total jackass in his own right) turned about 30 shades of red while dragging the seemingly unperturbed drunk chick from the dining room, while all the brothers freaked the fuck out. The stripper seemed pretty nonchalant about the whole thing too. It was a tad surreal.<break> <break> Asif- Dude, you must do TMI Thursday! I am very excited (and frightened) to see what you would share. Sebastian- Her reaction was incredibly underwhelming, either due to a) a love of feces in her mouth, or b) incredible sloppy drunkenness. I’m guessing it was the latter? Probably. Her boyfriend (who was a total jackass in his own right) turned about 30 shades of red while dragging the seemingly unperturbed drunk chick from the dining room, while all the brothers freaked the fuck out. The stripper seemed pretty nonchalant about the whole thing too. It was a tad surreal.

Asif- Dude, you must do TMI Thursday! I am very excited (and frightened) to see what you would share.

]]> By: HardlyHearsHimself http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/07/the-number-one-reason-you-should-not-put-a-used-dildo-in-your-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-1794 HardlyHearsHimself Sun, 19 Jul 2009 01:04:52 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=259#comment-1794 Seriously, why didn't I go to college? I really wish there was a video of this. Or some pictures. Regardless, it's still an unbelievably ridiculous story. Kind of reminded me of that last scene in Requiem For A Dream. You know, "ASS TO ASS, ASS TO ASS!" Good movie. I think I'm going to have to get in on this TMI Thursday jig, I've got some fascinating fecal forays I could share. Seriously, why didn’t I go to college?

I really wish there was a video of this. Or some pictures. Regardless, it’s still an unbelievably ridiculous story. Kind of reminded me of that last scene in Requiem For A Dream. You know, “ASS TO ASS, ASS TO ASS!”

Good movie.

I think I’m going to have to get in on this TMI Thursday jig, I’ve got some fascinating fecal forays I could share.

]]> By: Sebastian http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/07/the-number-one-reason-you-should-not-put-a-used-dildo-in-your-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-1793 Sebastian Sat, 18 Jul 2009 18:15:11 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=259#comment-1793 I might be in the Faroes but I saw the title of this one and figured I just HAD to give it more than a brief glance. Wow... What was the drunk girl's reaction...? I might be in the Faroes but I saw the title of this one and figured I just HAD to give it more than a brief glance.

Wow…

What was the drunk girl’s reaction…?

]]> By: Katie http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/07/the-number-one-reason-you-should-not-put-a-used-dildo-in-your-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-1792 Katie Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:51:15 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=259#comment-1792 I'm glad you drew the picture because I was having a hard time picturing it. EW. I’m glad you drew the picture because I was having a hard time picturing it.

EW.

]]> By: Jillian http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/07/the-number-one-reason-you-should-not-put-a-used-dildo-in-your-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-1789 Jillian Sat, 18 Jul 2009 02:31:40 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=259#comment-1789 Pam- Thank you!!! I am so excited to hear that this tale will now be told by others. Pretty soon it will be an urban legend- The Stripper Who Poops On Your Mouth. Parents will tell children this story to discourage them from a)being strippers, b) letting strippers do stuff to them. Glory be! <break> <break> Terri- No, seriously! Please write the story up for me and I'll post it on an upcoming Thursday (with credit to you), as long as that's cool with you and your loverly husband. <break> <break> Summer- I know the feeling. Every time I close my eyes I relive it. Thank Jesus and The Virgin for xanax. Pam- Thank you!!! I am so excited to hear that this tale will now be told by others. Pretty soon it will be an urban legend- The Stripper Who Poops On Your Mouth. Parents will tell children this story to discourage them from a)being strippers, b) letting strippers do stuff to them. Glory be!

Terri- No, seriously! Please write the story up for me and I’ll post it on an upcoming Thursday (with credit to you), as long as that’s cool with you and your loverly husband.

Summer- I know the feeling. Every time I close my eyes I relive it. Thank Jesus and The Virgin for xanax.

]]> By: Summer http://pilgrimcongress.com/2009/07/the-number-one-reason-you-should-not-put-a-used-dildo-in-your-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-1787 Summer Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:15:41 +0000 http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=259#comment-1787 seriously...I may never sleep again. The horror. seriously…I may never sleep again. The horror.

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