Guess What? Its Naked Time. Also? NSWF. Unless You Work In The Adult Entertainment Industry, In Which Case You’re Probably Okay.

Go and check out Lilu’s site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition. Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information. You do this on Thursday. See how that works?

Did the title hook you?  Awesome.  For the record, I’m not the one getting naked.  Well, technically that’s not true, since [...]

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A Love Story In Retrospect, Part III: Return of the Tiger

Disclaimer:  There are no tigers in this post.  Sorry.
So, what have we covered so far?  Oh yes, our drunken meeting and drunkener dating.   For anyone who didn’t read the first two posts, let me recap:
Meeting:   Drunk. At a dive bar. While my friend was hitting on Ben in the most uncomfortable way ever.
Dating:   Still drunk.  [...]

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Its Hard Being A Lady

Here’s the thing, I had plans to post today all about my weekend and all my super fun good times.  But instead I am currently in the fetal position on my couch crying.  Its pretty hard to type from here actually.  Maybe you’re asking what’s wrong?  Um, well… nothing.  Except I have ovaries and a uterus.  [...]

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The Number Two Reason You Should Not Sleep With Amanda From My Freshman Year Art History Class

Go and check out Lilu’s site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition. Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information. You do this on Thursday. See how that works?

So here’s the thing, if you read my TMI Thursday post last week you probably walked away thinking, That’s it.  She’s [...]

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My blog! Its been taken over!! By aliens!! They’re invading!!! ::high pitched dying screams of horror at the invasion::

No, but really, aliens have not taken over The Pilgrim Congress (though, lets be honest, when they do finally invade, The Pilgrim Congress is most likely their first target). 
You know who has taken over my site?  JOHN!!!  DUN, Dun, dun!  Actually, John’s not scary at all.  I’m just trying to create some drama.  Truth be [...]

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A Love Story In Retrospect, Part II

Like my incredibly creative title?  Amazing, isn’t it?
When we last left our tale, I had just met Ben in the classiest of ways… drunk in a dive bar… while my friend was hitting on him.  I know you’ve been unable to move on in your life without knowing what happened next?!  Let me help you [...]

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The Number One Reason You Should Not Put A Used Dildo In Your Mouth

Go and check out Lilu’s site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition. Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information. You do this on Thursday. See how that works?

Most disturbing post ever.  In the history of existence.  You’ve been warned.
When I was in college the fraternities were in the [...]

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A Love Story, In Retrospect

Listen, I get it.  You have been just dying to know the story behind me and The Husband. 
Not so, you say?  I’m being a narcissist again, you say?  You don’t care about me and my life, you just want to read Jesus jokes and musings on rubber vaginas?  Sir!  I am more than tales of [...]

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Lessons From This Weekend

This was a highly educational weekend for me and I’d like to share my lessons learned with you, dear Internet.  So, here it goes:
1.  This dress  makes me look a hippy in photos.
Or maybe in general?  Not sure, its very comfortable though.
2.  Everyone should see Buddy Guy  in concert before they die.
The Husband and I saw [...]

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From Before Marriage, A Cautionary Tale

Go and check out Lilu’s site for more information on the TMI Thursday tradition.  Essentially, you write a post in which you give too much information.  You do this on Thursday.  See how that works? 

Prologue, In The Beginning:
Once upon a time there was a single lady.  We will call her Jillian.  Jillian had a horrible affliction.  [...]

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