The Pilgrim Congress

Funny you should ask dear readers (and by readers I mean the viagria-bot and cialis-bot that are so fascinated with our posts that they comment incessantly.  Thank you spambots, you make us feel like someone really cares about what we’re doing here.  Wait, what was I talking about.  Oh yeah my weekend), I repeat, funny [...]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to work in a factory that produces rubber vaginas.  Or more accurately, I wonder what it would be like to be a part of the team that is in charge of designing rubber vaginas.  Where do they get the molds?  What is the history behind this product?  [...]

Westerly, Rhode Island is conveniently located a few hours from New York City and less than two hours from Boston. Making Westerly even more convenient is the Amtrak station right downtown. This town is definitely a tight community (not cult close but Cheers close), which sometimes feels a little claustrophobic, but it’s also one of [...]

Well, not really.  Kind of.  Whatever, the point is that eventually it will be the weekend again and I require things to do.  So, what the hell is going on in New England this weekend?  Lucky for you I gathered up a list of fun events going on this weekend all over NE.  Criteria for [...]

By Ev Pilgrim
“To my Js- And to the writers whose fictionalized worlds have forever enriched our own.”
Note: Names have been changed to protect the shameful, with the exception of myself, who feels no aversion to shame. Please expect adult content and adult language when reading this blob.
If anyone has a seventh grade science book handy, [...]

I am what is generously referred to as “competitive,” but what could be more accurately described as “an asshole.”  Something horrible happens to me when I am around other people and participating in any activity that could possibly end with someone winning and someone losing.  Its a disease.  I have assholitis.  Remember this, it will be important [...]

In New England we only get a few months of really nice weather (nice weather is defined by me as not snowing/cold enough to make me cry, but I won’t really cry because my tears would just freeze on my face).  So when the weather gets warmer there what seems to be a collective desire [...]

I’m a big fan of the Redhook Brewery in Portsmouth, NH.  I love the beer, the food, the interesting architecture- its just a pretty rad place.  You know what else I’m a big fan of?  Music!  So when the Redhook Brewery mated with a music festival, I was very supportive of the union.  Well the [...]

He’s a pilgrim.

Barrow’s House in Dorset is one of those quintessential New England inns, full of history and charm, the week I spent there was the best vacation I’ve ever had.  The inn has 9 buildings set on 11 acres.  You can choose to stay in the main house or one of the smaller houses.  We stayed [...]